You could say this is a CONTINUATION of the Winter War request for Finland_CH! Hahaha I'm such a terrible person-
Finland/Third VS Soviet
Third Reich: Trust me, I'm an expert firearms identifier.
Finland: Okay, then what kind of gun is this?
Third Reich: *looks at it*
Third Reich: That's a gun, I'm sure of it.
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Third Reich: Jeez, how does Soviet always seem to know where we are?!
Finland: Did you remember to set your twitter to private?
Third Reich:
Finland: Third, you set it to private, right?
Third Reich:
Finland: ...Third?
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Third Reich: Oh good! You heard my call for help!
Finland: You mean your girly scream?
Third Reich: I MEAN MY CALL FOR HELP.
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Third Reich: We're going to die!!!
Finland, deadpan: God I hope so
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Third Reich: This was a bad idea...
Finland: I could have told you that ten minutes ago— oh wait! I did!
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Third Reich: *grins* Aww, aren't you glad to see me?
Soviet: No, not really.
Third Reich: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.
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Third Reich: What are you going to do? Arrest me?
Soviet: No.
Soviet: You'd like the handcuffs too much.
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sorry this is so short. school starts soon so there will probably be less chapters in the next few months but dw I will still be here :) <333
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