Another request for Finland_CH!
And uhh... I know the requests are taking a while but I promise I see all of them and they're all just waiting in the queue and they will all be out eventually :)
Soviet: Look, I know we have this unspoken rivalry between the two of us.
Finland: It's not a rivalry, you're just mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Soviet: *gets down on one knee*
Finland: oh my god it's finally happening
Soviet: *falls over*
Finland: the poison is finally kicking in
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Finland, about Soviet: I just wanna go over to him and just punch him in the throat
Finland: repeatedly
Finland: with a knife
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Finland: They do say, Soviet, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain
Finland: of course they're wrong, as you will soon find out when I stick this toasting fork in your head
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Finland: "with all due respect" is a wonderful phrase because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is due
Soviet:
Finland: could be none
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Soviet: I don't think you respect me enough
Finland: no, I just offer all the respect you deserve
Finland: none
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Finland: I'm planning a surprise party for Soviet
Norway: I thought you hated him?
Finland, filling balloons with bees: Yes I do
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Soviet: I had an amazing dream about you last night
Finland: really?
Soviet: yeah, you died
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Finland, about Soviet: I'm going to kill him.
Iceland: well that's not very live laugh love of you
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Soviet: I'm sensing some hostility here
Finland: good, because I hate you
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Soviet: Why are you always so suspicious of my actions?
Finland, deadpan: Should I answer chronologically, alphabetically or in falsetto?
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Finland, to Soviet: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're useless and terrible.
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Soviet: *swings bat at Finland but misses *
Finland, placing a baseball cap on his head: Strike one!
Soviet: That's not how this works! *swings bat again*
Finland, turning his baseball cap around: Annnd that's strike two, one more and you're out!
Soviet, under his breath: Сука Блать
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Finland: Dammit, I stepped in shit
Finland: *Lifts up his shoe to reveal a picture of Soviet*
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Soviet: It's alright, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Finland: Twelve, actually.
Soviet: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and, really, whose fault is that?
Finland: Yours!
Soviet: That's right, no one's.
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