okay so I just happen to have these in my mega document so enjoy! Florida is the main character in this because I live in Florida and I'm also Florida Man so...
Characters: literally just America and some States, there's too many to list...
America: I love my states. They all work so hard, and they all get along so well. I'm so proud of them all.
North Carolina & South Carolina: *scream at each other every time they're in the same room*
New York: *screams the lyrics to Hamilton*
Alaska: *never shows up*
Florida: *literally murders people with his alligator*
Texas: *randomly runs around shooting his gun*
Washington and Oregon: *standing in the corner in complete silence*
Every other state: *yelling about something or another*
America:
America: so proud.
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Georgia: FLORIDA!
Florida: What?
Georgia, comes over wearing a green shirt: LOOK AT THIS! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED
Florida: it is red!
Georgia:
Georgia: IT'S GREEN! YOU'RE NOT EVEN COLORBLIND TO GREEN!
Georgia, to America: I feel like sometimes Florida exaggerates his color-blindness just when it's convenient for him
Alabama: Yeah! Like just the other day, I asked you to bring me an apple, and you brought me LASAGNA!
Florida: it's not my fault I'm colorblind, ok?
Alabama: IT'S LASAGNA
Alabama: IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE AN APPLE
Florida, to America: I don't get why everyone hates me, just because I'm colorblind.
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Literally any state: I have an idea, but it's kinda crazy...
Florida: I love crazy ideas; they make me rich.
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Vermont: I lost Rhode Island.
Delaware: How did you LOSE Rhode Island?!
Vermont: To be fair, he is very small.
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America: *making soup*
DC: That soup smells bad
America: No it doesn't
Florida, walking into the room: Who's cooking frisbees?
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Louisiana: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.
Florida: That's most of the things I've tried.
Louisiana: That's my guy. Come here
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Alabama: Okay, I need the worst idea possible.
Florida: Push-ups on a diving board
Georgia: I wish I could understand what's going on in whatever you two have in place of brains.
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America: what are you guys doing?
Puerto Rico, laying on the floor: i'm slowly and painfully suffering during my stupid, miserable existence
Florida, munching on potato chips: i'm supervising
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Utah: If I were not a holy woman, I would have beat you senseless
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Virginia: Don't try to butter me sideways
West Virginia: That is, without a doubt, the most southern thing you've ever said
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America: Arizona where are you going at this time of night?
Arizona: nowhere, just out for a drive.
America, suspicious: mhm, and why do you have my car keys?
Arizona: oh? Are these your keys? Haha my mistake I thought they were mine! Well, I better be going—
Florida, sticking his head in the door: 'Zona, the GPS says if we don't leave now we'll be late
America, standing up: late for what, exactly?
Florida, panicking: ummm, nothing—I mean dinner—I mean the peppa pig live show
Arizona: what the actual
Georgia, from behind Florida: genuine
New Mexico, coming downstairs: kind of excuse is that
America: New Mexico would you care to tell me why your children and apparently you are sneaking out so late?
New Mexico, panicking: peppa pig live show
Arizona: really Papa, it's nothing, we'll be back in the blink of an eye!
California, bolting down the stairs: ALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENSALIENS
America: god damnit
New Mexico, grabbing California: damnit Cali, I said be cool!
America, sighing: I should've know
America: alright, everyone in the car
Everyone chanting: AREA 51! AREA 51! AREA 51! AREA 51!
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America, as the game show host: Things that belong in the bathtub, go
Alabama: Bath bomb!
Mississippi: Bath... salts?
Louisiana: Uh, uh, uh, the oil thingies
Georgia: soap?
Florida: TOASTER
Georgia: NO
Florida: Shh, don't argue or we may not get the point
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Georgia: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls :)
Florida: i relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
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[Florida City Humans]
Tampa: Bro someone stole my pirate ship
Clearwater: Bro listen
Clearwater: I threw it away bro
Tampa: Why bro
Clearwater: because bro
Clearwater: The only ship we need is...
Clearwater: our friendship
Tampa, moved to tears: Bro...
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America: You have my eyes
Nasa: Well, actually, the appearance of my eyes is controlled at the subcellular level by DNA I inherited from my parents, so really I just have copies of some of your genes and that makes my eyes look kind of like yours due to my pattern of gene expression.
America:
(#source: Cpalms)
Quick Note: I'm going to be going back to school soon so this may slow down in uploads but I will still upload-
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