More of these, hope you guys don't mind I just love the dynamics-
Characters: America, Germany, Russia, Poland
America: K
Germany: well potassium is a nice element
Germany: very reactive
Germany: unlike that response you just gave me
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Russia: what should we do this weekend?
America: eat hamburgers
Russia: no
Russia: something romantic
America: eat burgers in the rain
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America: I'm like 94% sass
Poland: what's the other 6%?
America: glitter
America: *throws glitter over Poland*
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Germany: describe yourself in one word
Poland: yours
Germany:
Germany: that's actually really sweet I thought you were gonna say 'tired' or something
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Germany: *sneezes*
Russia: oh my god Germany are you okay?? Here let me get you blankets and soup-
America: *sneezes*
Russia: do you ever shut the fuck up?
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Russia: listen up you little shits
Poland: :(
Russia: not you Poland, you're an angel and we're happy you're here
Poland: :)
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Poland: did it hurt when you fell?
America: from heaven? Look Poland, I appreciate the gesture but-
Poland: no, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall down and then just sort of lay on the ground for about ten minutes
America:
Germany: we all saw it
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America: what situation is not instantly improved by the presence of fishnets, I ask you
Poland: being a fish
America: well shit
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Poland: Can you preform under pressure?
America: No, but I can do "Bohemian Rhapsody".
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America: Don't be so pessimistic. It'll affect team morale.
Germany: What? And us getting killed by your stupid shenanigans won't?
America: Only very, very briefly
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Poland: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Russia: I'm an 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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Poland: Russia never brings anything but death and bad advice
Russia: Hey, that's not true! Sometimes I bring Pizza Hut!
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Germany: America, you can be really idiotic sometimes
America: oh yeah? Tell me something I don't know
Germany: red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with red food coloring
America, tearing up: too... much...
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Poland: goodbye
Russia, mad: I hate you
Poland: badbye
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Poland: the floor is lava!
Canada: *helps Germany onto the table*
Russia: *kicks America off the sofa*
Poland: as you can see, two types of friends
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Canada: don't worry, bro
Germany: wh- America told me that meant Bitchy Retarded Oldie?
Canada:
Canada: America what are you telling Germany??
America: hold on, I'm trying to reach Poland how to swear
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America: What happened?? I heard a thud!
Poland: my shirt fell
America: it sounded heavier than that!
Poland: I was in it
America: why didn't you just say that?
Poland: well I'm not a shirt, am I?
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Russia: sorry, I'd love to come hang out but I promised Kazakhstan I'd spend some time with him and as they say, family first
Germany: there's vodka
Russia: Fuck family
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Germany: Russia, what's wrong?
Russia: one of my mistakes is haunting me
America, from behind Russia: BOO
Russia: oh shit it's back—
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America, being menacing: I will kill you all, foe or foe
Poland: ...isn't it friend or foe?
America: no, I like all my friends
Russia: Hello-
America: *throws a hamster corpse at Russia*
America: Except him. I don't like that friend
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Russia: a vodka for me and... *looks down at Poland* a chocolate milk for him
Poland: Hey! I'm an adult!
Poland: I can order my own chocolate milk!
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America: pass me the enslaved potassium
Germany: what?
Canada, tired: banana. He means banana.
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