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Germany: Bill Nye is out on vacation, I am Bill Nein
America: Hey can I go use the bathro—
Germany: N E I N
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Canada: America doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't even have a plan for the day. Once I found a note he'd written to himself and it just said "put on pants?"
Canada: with a question mark at the end
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Canada: how long are you going to let him do that?
Germany: just give him a minute
Poland: *putting dirty dishes in the oven*
Canada:
Germany:
Germany: he'll figure out he's doing something wrong eventually
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America: do you wanna hear the good news or the bad news?
Canada: good news?
America:
America: it's very unlikely that I'll ever do it again
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Poland: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?
Russia: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and short-sighted.
Germany: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or short-sighted. It is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.
America: Mercutio is gay.
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Russia: 'Heimlich maneuver'? I'm sorry, but let's get this very clear here: if you see me choking, that is, frankly, none of your business. If I die, let me die doing my favourite thing in the world: not being surprise-hugged from behind by a stranger. Do not touch me under any circumstances.
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America: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Germany: Yes.
America: Which means he like both boys and girls.
Germany: Ye- wait, what-
Canada: Ame, that's not what bilingual means-
America: Shhh, it's okay Germs. I still love you, man.
Germany & Canada:
Amerca: buT NOT LIKE THAT-
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Poland: Here comes the lightning!
Poland, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Germany: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
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America: Canada has no idea I'm high.
Canada: You're high?
America: Oh, sorry.
America, leaning over to Russia: Canada has no idea I'm high.
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America: Strong words for a guy who let a flock of ducks into the house
Canada: My pocket was ripped I didn't know I was trailing crackers
America: Why are you even walking around with crackers in your pocket
Canada: Because you don't have the kind I like here
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Canada: What were you doing in Dollar Tree?
America: Misbehaving
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America: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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America: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?
Poland: Well, that's not my only plan... Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.
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Germany: what should we do now? we have some time to kill
Poland: *visibly worried* w-who would we even kill
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Poland: You think they'll show up?
Germany: Well, my gut says no, but then again my gut is made out of an advanced polymer and it doesn't know what the hell its talking about. Stupid gut.
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Canada: I will help you.
Poland: Is that a promise?
Canada: It's more than a promise. It's a pinky promise.
Later
Poland: That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture.
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Canada: Sometimes you ask too much of people.
America: Are you sure? Give me fourteen examples.
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Poland: Would you date a girl taller than you?
America: No.
Poland: That's a little shallow of you.
America: Poland, I'm gay.
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