Okay so here me out— I found this ship recently and it's just so wholesome and seems so accurate to like,,, current events so I figured id show you guys
poland: Hey ukraine, what are your favorite flowers?
ukraine: sunflowers, why?
poland:
ukraine: Were you going to get me flowers?
poland:
ukraine:
poland: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
~~~
Poland: Are you taken?
Ukraine: Yeah, for granted.
Poland: So can I ask you out or no
~~~
Poland: hey smile!! You always look so sad
Ukraine: like this? *smiles angelically*
Poland: *voice crack* yes exactly like that
Ukraine: wait why are you blushing
Poland: *desperately trying to hide face* no reason
~~~
Poland: have you ever liked someone but were too scared to tell them?
Ukraine: of course
Poland:
Ukraine:
Lithuania: JUST KISS ALREADY!!
~~~
Poland: if there is such a thing as true love, i dont think i'll ever find it
Ukraine, smiling like the sun: oh dont worry! Im sure it's out there somewhere, just waiting for you! :) if you want, me and you can go look for it together!! :D
Poland:
Poland: ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᶦ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ
~~~
Ukraine: i made you a flower crown :D
Belarus: i don't really like flowers
Ukraine: oh, then i'll give it to Poland--
Belarus: no. put it on me
~~~
Ukraine: Some days I'm really feeling down on my luck and then Polscha will just silently hand me a small berry and you know what? It really does make everything better.
~~~
Poland: *sneezes*
Ukraine: Love you
Poland:
Poland: Did you mean bless you?
Ukraine: I said what I said.
~~~
Poland calling Lithuania: please help me omg i don't know what to do
Lithuania: can your gay crisis wait? the beetles aren't done fighting yet
Poland: UKRAINE KISSED ME
Lithuania quickly snatching his beetles: okay nvm the beetles can wait
~~~
Poland: Sorry, Ukraine can't come to the phone right now.
Poland: *peers out into the garden*
Poland: She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower.
~~~
Poland, looking at Ukraine lovingly: do you ever look at the person you're dating and get overwhelmed by how amazingly perfect they are?
Germany, thinking about the time Russia licked a lamppost in the snow just to see what would happen: ....sure
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Lithuania: so when are you gonna ask her out?
Poland, literally holding Ukraine's hand: we've been dating for 5 months
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Ukraine: *standing outside holding a sign that says "prom?"*
Lithuania: OH MY GOD YES!!!!
Ukraine: no! tell Poland!
Lithuania, excitedly: POLAND I'M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
~~~
Ukraine: you believe me?
Poland: Ukie, you're the last good person on this planet. i'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
~~~
Ukraine: we should go to the park sometime i feel like i'm not getting enough sunlight
Ukraine: or water
Poland: am i dating a houseplant
~~~
Poland: *vibing*
Ukraine: look at him
Ukraine: the love of my life
~~~
Ukraine: babe, would you die for me?
Poland: no
Ukraine: what?
Poland: i'd live for you. my whole life i'd been willing to die, but for you? i'm living just for you. you're my life
Ukraine, in tears: i love you
~~~
Poland: describe yourself in one word
Ukraine: yours
Poland:
Poland: that's so cute, i thought you were going to say "sad" or something like that
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