Yeah I don't know what I'm doing with my life either
Characters: Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Andorra, Belgium
Switzerland: Did you even stop to think?!
Andorra: bold of you to assume I ever think
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Andorra: that's just how I roll.
Andorra: and I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of manure at the bottom of the hill
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Lichtenstein: Am I cool or what?
Switzerland: What
Lichtenstein: I said-
Switzerland: I heard what you said.
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Belgium: Guys it's Valentine's Day! You know what that means!
Luxembourg:
Belgium: all the chocolate's on sale!
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Andorra: what do you call a sleepy egg!
Lichtenstein:
Andorra: egg-zhausted!
Lichtenstein: Switzerland Andorra's making bad egg puns again...
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Lichtenstein: some insults are wild, "whore," "slut," "dumb bitch," excuse me but those are all reasonable occupations.
Luxembourg: landlord.
Lichtenstein:
Lichtenstein: how dare you
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Switzerland: what would you say your biggest fear is?
Luxembourg: I'm arachnophobic
Andorra: you don't want spiders to get married?
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Lichtenstein: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Luxembourg: I never had one
Lichtenstein: an imagination or a childhood?
Luxembourg: both
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Switzerland: I hope you didn't do anything stupid
Lichtenstein: I hope you're not hoping to hard
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Luxembourg: as it turns out, the "bad vibes" I were feeling were actually severe phycological distress
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Switzerland: now what did I say about lying?
Lichtenstein: *sadly* it only works on Belgium
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Luxembourg: I want moss to grow on me. Not cuz I'm decomposing, just like. Recreationally
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If you're wondering why Andorra's the chaotic one it's because they're tired of going unnoticed in the small gap between Spain and France :/
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