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FloriCubaRico

So yeah. I'm not sure why, but my ultimate trio is Florida, Cuba, and Puerto Rico. Not sure where this came from but I love it so much—

Characters: Florida, Cuba, and Puerto Rico

«So just for your own information, Cuba's the oldest at like early twenties, then Florida, who's like 15-16 ish, and Puerto Rico is smol precious bean at 6-7 ish»

Florida: It's possible I might be a little late.
Cuba: You're already late.
*explosions*
Florida: Right. So I'm definitely gonna be late.
Cuba: Late-ER. LATE-ER!

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Florida: Hey, do you want to see a butterfly?
Puerto Rico: Sure!
Cuba: NO-
Florida: *Chucks a stick of butter across the kitchen*
Puerto Rico: MAJESTIC

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Florida: Watched the Sonic movie with a GIRL today!
Cuba: I'm sure your hermana (sister) loved watching it with you.
Florida: I can't tell you anything without getting owned.

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Puerto Rico: Happy Halloween!
Florida: ...why are you dressed up as a green fairy?
Puerto Rico: IM A ZOMBIE! It's supposed to be scary!
Florida, laughing: Well it takes a lot to scare me...
Cuba, entering the room: Hey, guys.
Florida, screaming: AHHHH! OMG!
Cuba: What?
Florida: Your costume is so scary I almost pooped my pants. You really got the ugly goblin going for ya! You fooled me.
Cuba:
Cuba: I'm not wearing my costume yet.
Florida: Oh
Puerto Rico: So this is awkward.

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Florida: Cuba! I hope you don't mind I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry I only lost twice.
Cuba: I was gone for 2 minutes. We're playing Monopoly.
Florida: I made a few risky investments.
Puerto Rico: He tried to build, and I quote, "a tower worthy of my skills" by stacking 20 hotels on jail.

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[Florida's Birthday]
Florida: guess what day it is!!!!
Puerto Rico: is that a tricky question? should we know what today is?
Cuba, bored: it's saturday
Florida: and!!!!!!
Cuba: saturday, 11:16am?
Florida: and...
Puerto Rico: i feel like we're forgetting somethin'
Cuba: i already took out the trash though
Florida:
Florida: fuck u guys really

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Florida: what if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Cuba, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you don't

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Florida: What if the person who thought of the word "umbrella" meant to call it a "brella" but was under a lot of pressure.
Cuba: Please consult your three brain cells before waking me up at 3AM for an "important question" again.

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Florida: What colour is an orange?
Puerto Rico: It's colour is the same as it's name, just like an apple.
Florida: No, Apple isn't a colour. I thought that was a lemon.
Cuba: I am surrounded by idiots.

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Florida: That sign says "no shoes no service."
Cuba: So?
Florida: I don't think they will serve me in my "bare" feet.
Florida: *points to bear slippers*
Cuba: Where did you even get those?
Florida: I made them with my "bare" hands.
Cuba: If you reveal any bear related item on your hands you will no longer have any hands.
Florida: *slowly hides hands with bear gloves on them behind back*

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Cuba: Florida is too immature.
Puerto Rico: Yeah remember when he got excited that he could drink two juice boxes at once?
Florida, walking in holding three juice boxes: you're not going to believe this.

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Florida: I vote we...
Cuba: No, sorry, and no offense, but the stakes here are too high to let someone with your limited intellectual processing capacity weigh in.
Florida: I was gonna agree with you.
Cuba: Oh, great, well, that's two votes for my plan.

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Florida: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring.
Cuba: Do you even know what you're saying half the time?

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"First of all, you're throwing too many big words at me. Because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect."
  - Florida @ Cuba

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Cuba: I keep having this recurring nightmare
Puerto Rico: what is is?
Cuba: Every night when I try to sleep, Florida leans over to me and says "what's up bitch?"
Florida: that's not a dream. It's something I do every night
Cuba: I KNEW IT!