Sorry I haven't posted in a while, it was exam week at school >~< but hey, I'm back now and it's summer so I might even be posting more regularly!
America: alright Poland, now assert yourself!
Poland: hey, that's my ice cream!!
America: now really let them have it!
Poland: you can have it :]
America: Poland no—
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Poland: *holding a sign that says "prom?"
Austria: oh mY GOD YES I will go with you!!
Poland: no, tell Germany!
Austria: *yelling into the house* DEUTSCHLAND IM GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Poland: nO-
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America: okay, let's stop using the term "Butthurt" We're not twelve
New Zealand: you sound fannytroubled
Australia: a little bootybothered if you ask me
New Zealand and Australia at the same time: someone's having a tushytantrum
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Argentina: how is it that you manage to get into one taco related fight every year?
Mexico:
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New Zealand: alright, give me your hairdryer.
Belarus: wha- what are you talking about?
New Zealand: don't you carry one in your purse or something?
Belarus: have you ever met a woman before? We don't just carry hairdryers around!
[Later]
New Zealand: get, do you happen to have a hairdryer in your bag?
America: of course I do, I'm not an animal
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Australia: it has come to my attention that having brothers is too irritating, so I'm getting rid of you
Canada: wh- what??
America: listen here you little shit, we were here first
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Russia: I've stopped drinking vodka for good
Belarus: wait huh?
Russia: now I drink it for evil
Belarus:
Belarus: that's not how it works
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Poland: *holding up a broccoli* look at this tiny tree. Can you eat it???
Poland: *holding up a cauliflower* aww this one looks dead!
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Germany: I have a question. In the word "scent" is the "s" silent or is the "c" silent?
Canada: well "cent" is pronounced the same way as "scent," so it's probably the "s" that is silent.
Germany: yeah, but "sent" is also pronounced the same way.
Poland: google says that the "c" was added in the 15th century, so I guess the "c" is silent?
America: plot twist: both the "s" and "c" are silent and the "e" makes the sssss sound!
Canada: America is no longer allowed to talk.
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Greece: if two people get married it's called holy matrimony right?
Italy: yeah, why do you ask-
Greece: So if two pastas get married is it called holy macaroni?
Italy: I hate you and no
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New Zealand: being in a relationship is for people who don't realize that a sight of a small tree brings the same amount of happiness as the touch of a lover.
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Australia: Dad just banned overly specific nicknames, i guess we can thank-
Australia and New Zealand in sync: -Rat snitch Canada the good times ruiner-
Australia: -for that
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