While I was looking through comments and stuff I saw someone really liked Ukranada so... have some more skits lmao
[also if you want something specific don't be afraid to ask I'll usually be able to make/find incorrect quotes for everything]
Characters: Ukraine, Canada, America
Canada: I just love Ukraine. She's so cute and strong at the same time and did I mention she said hi to me today and she said I was good at singing and-
America: For the eight hundredth time, I KNOW!
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Ukraine: Close your eyes.
Canada: Uh okay!
Ukraine: What do you see?
Canada: Nothing. My eyes are closed.
Ukraine: That's my world without you.
Canada: Awwww
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Canada: so when will you go out with me?
Ukraine: I don't know, when are you gonna ask me to?
Canada, freaking out: Uhh...
[later]
America: So, you ran away?
Canada: WELL I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK
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Canada: I can do this. I'm cute, she's cute, there's no reason this shouldn't go well.
America: That's the spirit! Go get her, tiger!
Canada: Hi, Ukraine!
Ukraine: Oh, hey! What can I help you with?
Canada:
Canada: America help
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Ukraine: *snuggling in Canada's arms*
Canada: What are you doing?
Ukraine: Hiding.
Canada: Don't you mean "hugging?"
Ukraine: Did I stutter? You are my safe place. Now shut up and put your arms around me.
~~~
Canada: So, I confessed to Ukraine...
America: OMG!
Canada: Over text.
America: Wait what. Why
Canada: It was an accident! I was nervous okay?!
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Canada: Ukraine, want to come to the zoo with me-
Ukraine: I am ALWAYS down to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel all my plans. The siren song of the botanical gardens calls me. I'm thinking about the cool fishies as we speak.
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Ukraine: Whoa, this is so cool! Can you imagine anything more gorgeous?
Canada: You
Ukraine: What?
Canada: What? Nothing. Must've been the wind.
Ukraine: Since when can the wind say "you"?
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Canada: When you fall in love with someone, you notice all these little things about them.
Ukraine: Like?
Canada: Like how their eyes light up when they talk about things they love, how they never make anyone feel bad about losing a game even though they always win, how they can put a week of effort into one tiny detail just to make sure it's perfect...
Ukraine: that kinda sounds like me.
Canada: Wonder why.
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Canada: Wanna play a game?
Ukraine: Sure!
Canada: I'm sweet
Ukraine: Uh... I'm kind?
Canada: I'm tall
Ukraine: I'm short!
Canada: I'm in love with you
Ukraine: I'm- wait what?
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Canada: I get this weird feeling in my chest whenever I see you.
Ukraine: Is it heartburn? Do you need medicine?!
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Ukraine: Pros of dating me: you'll be the cute one.
Ukraine: Cons? Where do I even begin.
Canada: True, it is hard to make a list of zero items.
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Ukraine: All girls are beautiful!
Canada: Yes!!!
Ukraine: With one exception. Me.
Canada: Oh no... I can't be dating a liar!
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Ukraine and Canada: Three- two- one- happy New Year! *kiss*
America: Can you guys stop doing that every time the microwave counts down?
As of when I'm making this I'm in the media center at my school for testing but I'm already done so :/
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Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
