HarleyxJoker Short Stories

Replaced (Punchline Pt.2)

I know that I said I wouldn't make a second part but a friend gave me another idea for it and I couldn't resist XD

So here's part 2 and there won't be another after this lol. But if anyone has suggestions on another short story idea or you want to see something, please comment!

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I pulled up to Ivy's with a feeling of just numb.

I walked inside and went straight into the bedroom, ignoring Ivy and Catwoman in the living room.

I faceplanted on the bed and let out a long scream. All the emotion just poured out into the pillows.

"Harlsss....are you okk?" I heard Ivy singsong from outside the door. I lifted my head and just groaned in response. I heard the door open and felt both sides of the bed dip as they both sat down. I sat up and brought my knees up to my chest.

"He replaced me. Really this time." I said quietly. They both looked at eachother.

"With who? Usually it's just a whore from the club he keeps around for a day or two, why is it 'really' this time?" Catwoman asked. I shrugged.

"That chick who's been going around killing people and trying to get his attention. She met him awhile back when he broke into that radio station. She made a podcast and went crazy like us and now he took her in. Named herself Punchline." I said rolling my eyes.

"That's kind of a badass name.." Ivy said. I glared at her.

"Hey! I didn't say she was a badass. What's Joker see in her anyways?" Ivy asked. I shrugged.

"Everyone's been saying she's more like him then me. Colder. More sadistic." I replied. I flopped back onto the bed. I felt catwoman get up and walk around.

"I've run into her actually...she asked me to join with her. Said her and Joker have some big plans. She seems ok, but definitely more cold like him too. I saw her kill a group of homeless, the look in her eyes was just, insane." She said quietly.

I rolled my eyes and jumped up, walking out of the room.

"Well if ya'll are so interested in her why don't you go with her too! Replace your best friend too why don't ya!" I said angrily throwing my hands in the air.

"Neither of us said that. No need to get bitchy." Ivy said behind me. I spun around.

"Bitchy?! You guys are the ones defending her and talking about how cool and badass and colder she is!! And she obviously is trying to replace me everywhere so whats it matter!!" I spat. Both Ivy and Catwoman looked angry.

"We never said we wanted to replace you. And if we're best friends why are you so angry. Maybe she is better then you, since all you do is get jealous over anyone else who steps into the picture of us or Joker. God why don't you just leave that clown." Catwoman snapped back at me. I was taken aback. Anger and sadness dug at me.

I felt tears prick at my eyes and I quickly blinked them away.

"Whatever. I don't leave him because I love him. I always have. But you wouldn't understand that. And he may be a clown but at least I'm not in love with a stupid bat." I said angrily. Anger flashed across her face and she swung at me. I dodged but still got cut on my face. Again.

She hurled herself at me again. We jumped around the house, both trying to hit and avoid. As I darted out towards her I felt something grab around my wasit and yank me back. I watched as the same thing happened to Catwomen. I looked down and saw one of Ivy's vines wrapped around both of us.