HarleyxJoker Short Stories

Batsy, Batsy, Batsy

*(this includes Robin, I know it might not add up time frame and all but I just like the twist)*

I threw myself into a chair in Mr.J's office, arms crossed pouting.

"Puddin I'm borrreedd!!" I whined.

He covered his ears and groaned. "Oh my GOD Harley, SHUT UP!!" He pounded his fists on the table, glaring at me. "I'm tired of the whining!!! All you have done is interrupt my work to pout and complain!" He said still glaring at me.

I pouted and turned sideways in my chair, facing away from him slightly. "I just want to go out and have some fun..." I said.

"Fun? FUN?!" He threw his head back and laughed.
"if I take you out Harley. Will you let me work?!!" He snapped at me. I jumped up and nodded, grinning.
He grinned back and jumped up grabbing my arm and pulled me out the house. He grabbed his gun on the way out and tossed me mine along with my bat.

"Where we going Puddin??" I asked jumping into the passenger side of the car.
He grinned and slammed on the gas. "We my sweets...are going to have a little fun with the bat and birdbrain."
I giggled and threw my arms around his neck kissing his cheek. "That sounds like a plan puddin. It's going to be so much fun!" I squealed.

We pulled up to a bank and before I could get out J pulled me back.
"Here's what we're going to do Harls....I will handle the security and you, you will grab as much money as you can until the bat gets here." He said holding my chin in his hand. I smiled and nodded. "Will do Mr.J!" He pulled me into a kiss before jumping out.

He walked into the entrance, arms outstretched grinning. "Well what do we have here??" He cackled. All the security stood up, ready to fight. I pulled out my bat and swung it around. "Who wants to be first?!" I asked as two guards ran up to me. I kicked one in the chest and swung my bat at the other. I jumped over them and skipped up to the counter where a tall man stood. I could hear the chaos behind me as J fought off anyone near him.

I jumped onto the counter and slid so I was on the edge of it right in front of the guy. "Heya big man," I said running my hand along his jaw. "I just need some money, want to tell me how much is back there?" I asked smirking. He put on a brave face and shook his head. "I can- can't do that.." He said gulping. I pouted.
"Even if I did you a little favor..." I slid forward and wrapped my arms around his neck and used my legs to pull him closer. He hesitated and looked me up and down. I grabbed his hands and placed them on my hips. "Awh come on, don't you want to have a little fun.." I asked giggling. I heard footsteps behind me and was yanked away by J. He scowled looking at the man. "So....you want to put your hands on MY queen??" He asked. The man shook his head fast stuttering.

"N-no air, I sw-swear I didn't do that, she moved Mt hands herself!!" He said backing up. Mr.J threw his head back and laughed. "Nice try." He said scowling. He aimed his gun between his eyes and shot him. He turned round to me and pulled me close. "No one, touches my Harley..." He said. I giggled.
"I'm all yours puddin." I said kissing him. There was shouting and we turned towards the door as cops rushed in. He smiled. "Now go on Harls, get us that money." He said walking towards them. I nodded and jumped over the counter. I grabbed the keys out of the now dead man's pocket and unlocked the door to the vault. I grabbed as much money as I could and stuffed it into the four bags I had.

I ran out and saw J on top of a bunch of dead cops laughing as the rest retreated. I skipped up and showed him the bags. "Nice work sweets, now come on!! We want to lead the bat away from here, no cops can disturb us." He said. We ran to the car and jumped in, racing down the streets of Gotham. All of a sudden there was a thud on top of the car, causing us to swerve. I grinned. "Batsy..batsy..batsy.." I grabbed my gun and pointed it at the roof of the car and shot a few times. J crashed the front of the car into an abandoned building and was yanked out the car by Batman. He grinned up at him.

"What're you going to do B-man, kill me?! I don't think so....you're too soft for that.." He threw his head back laughing. I grabbed my bat and swung, hitting batsy in a weak spot on his shoulder. He lost grip of J and grunted as he was flung back by a kick to the chest. I was about to jump off the car and help J fight when all of a sudden I was thrown backwards. I looked up and grinned, seeing little birdbrain standing above me.

I jumped up. "Heya birdbrain!!! Feeling left out?" I stuck my bottom lip out. "Well here's a taste of what you're missing!" I jumped up and kicked him back in the face. I used my bat and hit him a few times before he jumped up. I shot him in the shoulder and laughed as he fell groaning. One of our vans pulled up and Frost leaned out the back. "Come on boss!! Harley!!" He yelled.

Puddin punched B-man one more time, knocking him back and jumped in. I grabbed his hand and jumped in too as we raced back home laughing, growing through all the new money we had.