HarleyxJoker Short Stories

Scandal of Gotham

*3rd POV*

Batman tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for this blonde to show up.

His eyes glanced as he heard clattering to his left.

A head popped from around the corner of the building. The head walked out to reveal a woman waltzing up to Batman.

"Awh look who's waiting for me...sorry I kept you waiting." The woman said giggling as she caressed his face.

He grunted. "Took you long enough, it'll be enough trouble being spotted let alone waiting around to be seen with you." He replied back shortly.

He turned on his heel, walking down the alleyway.

She huffed and followed after him quickly, her heels clicking on the pavement beneath her.

"You're always so rushed and tense about this, why can't we ever just have some fun." She whined.

He stopped and turned towards her suddenly, causing her to run right into him.

"Because, how would it look for the vigilante and the Queen of Joker sneaking around together at night Harley?" He snapped at her.

She rolled her eyes. "I'm not his queen...I'm my own person." She retorted.

"I'll believe that when the world stops turning." He scoffed at her.

He turned back around and continued until they reached the Batmobile.

"Get in, and keep the windows up this time." He said.

They both climbed in and sped off towards the edge of town.

After awhile they arrived to an abandoned building that overlooked the city.

Batman sat in the car silent for awhile pondering his decisions.

He didn't mean for any of this to start. He was having relations with the Queen of Gotham, as the city's crime stopper, it wasn't something that was good.

Sure it helped keep her out of trouble more often, but if they were to be found out it would cause chaos. Utter and complete chaos.

His mind was everywhere until she spoke.

"Soo are we going to sit here all night or are we going inside?" She asked impatiently, fidgeting in her seat.

He glanced over at her. "Wait here." He commanded.

He climbed out and did a check around the building, inside and out. He would have checked the woods behind the house but he was also impatient.

He rounded back to the front and motioned for her to get out and come inside.

She jumped out, giddily running inside to the room they had set up.

She walked up to the man in black and let her hands run down his chest and up to his face, touching the edges of his mask.

"When are you going to let me see under there?" She asked, turning her lips to a pout.

"When I die, you know I won't let you know even though we're doing...this." He replied lowly.

She huffed but didn't retort back, instead crashing her lips with his, shoving him back against a wall.

As the two of them did their thing, someone snooped around the outside of the mansion.

He took note of the Batmobile and snuck inside. He tiptoed around, reaching a doorway before stopping in his tracks hearing two different voices.

One of the Bat's....and the other...Harley's.