HarleyxJoker Short Stories

He loves me, he loves me not.

"I don't keep promises." He said smiling. His voice was faint and scratchy over the T.V.

"Then I can't promise she won't be hurt." The dealer said grinning.

I was overcome by sadness and anger. Suddenly someone untied me. I turned halfway around before I was punched square in the jaw. I tasted blood from where I bit my tongue and laughed.

I stood up straight back facing them. "I guess we haven't met, seeing as you decided to attack first.." I swung around, hand on my hip and my other hand out. "Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha!" I said grinning.

I was looking at four henchman who just laughed. Two were bulky and had a bit of muscle built up. One was scrawny but tall, and looked flexible. The other was short and stubby.

I frowned and cocked my head. "What, you think it's funny?" I scowled. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cane. I spun around and grabbed it, slamming it against the head of the short one knocking him out.

Leaning against it I faced the remaining three. "So, who's next??" I said cheerfully.

The scrawny one lunged at me. I stepped sideways and stabbed his side with the cane, knocking the breath out of him. Then ducked as one of the bigger ones tried to punch me again. I darted past them towards the door. After hitting the other big guy somewhere where the sun doesn't shine, I ran out the door and down the hallway.

I stopped next to one room where all my weapons and stuff was. I quickly grabbed my bat, gun, gloves, and of course, my Puddin choker. I ran up some stairs and opened the door to find myself on a roof. I heard yelling and running behind me. I quickly ran towards the edge of the building and jumped. I landed on top of a dumpster. "Well that hurt." I groaned out.

I quickly climbed out and started towards the old amusement park. After getting into my "house" I sighed and set down my gun. I went into my bedroom and started a hot shower. I stripped and stepped in, feeling my muscles relax under the hot water. I got out and got into an all red nightgown with black lace edges. I payed down and stared at the ceiling.
A few minutes later I snoozed off.

*In the dream*
I sat up confused but layed back down. I rolled over facing the door and froze. He was standing there, a knife in one hand, and a gun in another. He had a grin on his face but his eyes were empty. "Puddin?" I whispered as he slowly rose the knife as if he was going to stab me. Suddenly he threw the knife the same time he shot himself.

I woke up gasping for breath. I realized I was shaking  and let out a soft sob.

*Next Day*

I was dressed and was looking in the mirror when a thought crossed my mind. 'Does he really care about me and love me? Or is it all just a game?' I smiled slightly and walked into the kitchen to see him sitting.

"Puddin." I greeted him. He just let out a soft grunt. "So did you threaten or kill??" I asked smiling, running my tongue across my teeth.

He grinned and laughed. "I killed him of course!! I don't keep promises and I definitely don't leave a man alive who will try to take me down!" He said standing up.

"You said you don't keep promises, but that promise was to keep me from getting hurt.." I said.

He shook his head. "I don't need to worry about that, you can take care of yourself."

I scowled. "Well maybe I want you to help!! You don't even care!!" I screamed stabbing a knife into the counter. "I just want you to love me like I love you Puddin..." I said softly.

He looked angry and left. I shook my head and screamed once more stabbing the counter over and over.

He didn't come back for two days. Of course though Ivy and The Cat kept me up to date of what he was doing most of the time. I was sitting just staring at the wall when the door slammed open.

"Harley. I need to say something." He said. I didn't get up.

"I'm listening..." I said.

"I know I've been bad and I know I don't show it but I love you, god I love you!!" He said running his hand through his hair. "Your just so, so...". He stopped for a minute. "so damn crazy." He said grinning.

I grinned and jumped into his arms. "That's all I ever wanted to hear Puddin!!"

I said squealing. "Well then, how about we go steal those new jewels in the museum??" He asked. I laughed. "Lets go Mr.J!"

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Yeah, yeah, i know,cheesy and short. But hey, that kinda how Jarley works lol😂. Anyways I'll be updating soon and I'll try to a lot more often. Please comment any ideas and keep voting!!!💖💖💚🃏♣❤