HarleyxJoker Short Stories

The Escape

I hummed to myself as I sat criss cross on my mat, drinking espresso and reading a book they gave me. I was back in Belle Reve prison. Waller said we would go free but she only gave us one thing we wanted and threw us right back in.

All of a sudden the doors to my room busted open and a swat team rushed in. I jumped up holding my hands up.

"I don't want no trouble boys." I said while smirking a little.  They all surrounded my cage but turned the other way. One of them came up and blew open the door and approached me. I prepared to fight back when he took his helmet off. I stood there for a second before squealing.

"PUDDIN!!!" I screeched. I jumped into his arms and hugged him. He chuckled. "We're going home Harls." He purred in my ear. I jumped down and stood there grinning. He threw a bag at my feet. "Hurry up and get dressed, we have to get out of here fast." He said.

He turned and I opened the bag. It had several of my costumes and some random clothes. I saw my old black and red bodysuit and decided for old time sakes to wear it. I slipped it on and zipped it up, pulled the headpiece over my blonde curls.

"OK puddin! All ready!" I said. He turned around and grinned. All of a sudden we heard yelling down the hall. "Time to go!" He said grinning grabbing my wrist. He still had on the fake swat suit and as I looked I realized it said joker instead of swat.

We ran out the door, him throwing me my gun on the way out. We ran down a left hallway and froze when guards came around the corner. I grinned. They shot at me and J. He ducked and fired back, running straight at them. I jumped and flipped towards them, dodging all their bullets. I landed right in front of one and before he could do anything I grabbed his gun and slammed it back into his face. He fell back, eyes rolling. I tucked my pistol into a harness for my leg J threw me. I grabbed the guards gun and ran down the halls where more cells were.

I saw deadshot laying on his mattress in one.
"Heya deadshot!!" I said standing in front of his door. He opened his eyes and jumped up.

"How the hell are you out?!" He asked. J appeared behind me and he scowled. "Come on Harls." He growled before turning around and stalking the other way. I giggled. I shot open the door and waved while running off. "I owed ya!!" I said.

When puddin came to rescue me from Waller, she wanted him to shoot me down. He didn't really, we're friends! And since he spared me, I owed him.

I sprinted down the halls towards J. The alarm blaring overhead. I shot down a few more guards in front of me. I guess I took a wrong turn because I heard screaming behind me. I whirled around.

"HARLEY!!"

I sprinted to the yelling and saw Mr.J pinned against a wall by about ten guards, his gun lay a few feet away. I sauntered up as the guards turned to me.

"Heya boys...what ya doing?" I asked giggling. While they were distracted J grabbed his gun. I jumped and spun, kicking two guards back. I shot another in the chest when he tried to grab J.

J shot all around him like crazy until they all fell dead or injured. He grinned at me. "Come on, our rides waiting." I giggled. We ran down a few more hallways until we came to a big open room. On the right wall was a open hatch with a ladder. I sprinted towards it and scaled it in no time with Mr.J right behind me. We climbed into the copter and flung ourselves onto the floor out of breath.

I grinned and looked over at him. I rolled and landed on top of him. I looked down. He looked back up at me grinning. "We're going home Harley!!" He said. I squealed as he grabbed the back of my head and pulled me into a kiss. We threw our heads back laughing. 'No matter where they lock us up we always get out with eachother.' I thought to myself.