HarleyxJoker Short Stories

The Kidnapping Part Two

*Cat Woman's POV*
I scaled the big tree outside Wayne manor and slipped into a window. I walked down the hallway looking for Bruce when all of a sudden there was a cough behind me. "Selena."

I turned around and saw Bruce behind me. "Bruce there's an emergency you need to c-" I stopped when he held up his hand. "I don't have time for this. I have things to do. Now please show yourself out." He said. I frowned. I turned and walked away, swaying my hips.

"Whatever, guess I'll just let birdbrain die at the hands of the king and queen of Gotham." I said about to go down the steps to the door. "Wait. What are you talking about." He asked. I turned around and smirked. "Harley and Joker Kidnapped Robin." I said.

"I'll be right back." He said turning around briskly and started down the stairs. He stopped ad turned slightly. "Meet me outside." He said. I nodded and jumped down the stairs and out the door.

A few minutes later the batmobile roared out from a hidden garage. He opened a door. "Either get in or go find where they're at on foot." He said. I thought for a second. "I'll go on foot. I can hide easy and see if they took him back to their hideout." He nodded and closed the door, and went to pull off when I jumped on the top of the car, grabbing a handle that was sticking out the top. "But maybe drive with you for a little." I said. He rolled his eyes and pulled off.

I threw my head back, enjoying the wind in my hair and the freedom I felt. I looked back up and saw we were by the abandoned festival grounds. I jumped off when he slowed down and scaled some buildings. I looked back to see Bruce go around a corner. He was probably parking somewhere or looking somewhere else. I walked into one of the old fun houses and walked towards the mirror maze.

Their most recent place was hidden behind the mirror maze. I just had to see if they moved or not.
I went down the maze and turned two rights and a left. I counted mirrors until I came to the fifth one and pushed, revealing a hidden door. I walked in and went to shut it behind me when a foot stopped me. I looked up to see Bruce behind me in his suit. I shook my head and whispered.

"They're used to me being here, wait and hide until I find out." He nodded and disappeared. I closed the door and sauntered in. "Harrlleeyyy!!!" I called.

I heard a squeal and patters as she ran down the stairs. She jumped and hugged me, arms around my neck.

"Heya kitty!!! Haven't seen you in foreva!" She said. I scowled at the nickname and rolled my eyes. She giggled. "Now, what are ya here for?" She asked.

"I just heard you maybe caught a little bird." I answered with a smirk. She frowned.

"How'd ya know? We only just brought him back..." She said. I panicked."Uhm, word just travels fast." I answered back. She shrugged and smiled. I chuckled nervously. "So, where is he?" I asked.

"This way!" She said skipping into the back. She opened a door leading down some stairs. I followed her down and saw Robin shackled to a chair passed out. She giggled. "I'll go grab Mr.J and we can start with you here too!" She said. She turned and skipped back up the stairs. All of a sudden Bruce jumped down from the roof. "We need to get him out of here before they come back." He said. I nodded.

He worked on busting the locks on the shackles and I was watching the door. I turned to say something to Bruce when the door busted open.

"OH!!! Would you look at that?!" Joker yelled, cackling with his arms outstretched. His grin disappeared and he pulled out a gun, aiming at Bruce. I jumped out of the way. "Move Cat! He'll get you!!" Harley yelled. She held up her bat and ran at him. I flipped forward and stuck my foot out, tripping her. She fell forward and let go of her bat, using her hands to catch her. She grunted.

"What was that for?!" She said.

"I'm helping B-Man with this one. You'll understand later." I said simply. I kicked her back down when she stood up reaching for her bat. I kicked it out the door.

*BatMan's POV*
As Catwoman was holding off Harley, I was dodging bullets flying from Joker. "Come on Joker. Let him go and we won't have any problems." I said trying to reason with the insane man in front of me. He threw his head back and laughed.

"Awh, before I get to have my fun? Plus, we both know you'll just take me back to Arkham anyways. And we don't want that do we?" He said. As he rose his gun to shoot me, I jumped over him and kicked him on the back. He flew into the back wall and crumpled to the floor.

"PUDDIN!!" Harley screamed. She ran forward and knelt by him. I turned and grabbed Robin who was still passed out. I ran out the building with catwoman behind me.

*Harley's POV*
I looked up and watched them run out with Robin. I didn't understand why Catwoman was working with him. I watched J stir and jump up looking around. He growled and shot his gun in the ceiling. I flinched and stayed quiet so I didn't make him more mad. I watched as he stalked out.

'Uh oh....Catwoman better watch out....'