HarleyxJoker Short Stories

The Kidnapping

"Alright Harls, remember, just something small so only birdbrain gets involved. Got it?" Mr.J asked me. I nodded, grinning. "Got it puddin! Bye!!" I said. I leaned over and gave him a kiss and skipped out the door.

Me and Mr.J had planned to cause just enough commotion somewhere to attract birdbrain and not B-man. We were going to capture him and lure Batsy and finally figure out who was under the mask.

I was skipping along looking for something to cause when I saw a few guys hiding and laughing in an alleyway. I waltzed up, bat on my shoulder and one hand on my waist. "Heya boys..whatcha up to." I said smirking. They looked me up and down and smirked at eachother. One stumbled forward, I could smell the alcohol on him.

"Hey there sweetheart...aren't you Joker's plaything?" He asked laughing. I felt rage build up in me and I wanted to bash his head in but I composed myself for J's sake. I smirked. "Yes sir, and since I'm just a plaything, I think I'm allowed to have a little fun with other people. Right?" I asked licking my lips. He smirked and waved his friends forward.

One walked up and grabbed my hips roughly. I squealed and wrapped my arms around his neck. "I've always wanted to know what Joker was getting that we couldn't have." He said close to my face. I grimaced at the smell of overwhelming alcohol and reached down to my bat. I smirked. "What about a little foreplay boys?"I asked bringing up my bat.

They all smiled until I brought it crashing down onto the guys head closest to me. He fell down knocked out. "Alright bitch, you'll pay for that." One said reaching into his jacket. I giggled. I ran up the wall next to me and brought my leg dowm, kicking him across the face. He fell back sputtering.

*Robin's POV*

I landed on top of the building and sighed. Batman sent me out to just keep an eye on the city for awhile but nothing interesting was happening. I jumped and rolled onto the next building in front of me and stopped when I heard a crash and groaning. I looked over the edge to see Quinn fighting off three very obviously drunk guys. One guy grabbed her roughly and tried to kiss her when there was a gunshot. He fell back, a terrified look on his face. He looked down to see a bloody hole in his stomach.

She giggled as the two other men tried to get up. "Too bad no one's here to stop you." She laughed. I jumped down behind her. "Actually Harleen, there is." She whipped around scowling. "It's Harley to you birdbrain." She said. One man lunged towards her and she rose her gun to shoot him. I jumped forward and kicked the guy back and grabbed the barrel of her gun.
"No more Quinn, you're going to Arkham. She giggled. "Not today little birdy." She kicked me in the stomach and I grunted as I flew back. I covered my face as I realized I was engulfed in a cloud of smoke. I suddenly felt someone grab me by my arms. I kicked and thrashed but was losing strength. I tried to keep my eyes but the gas was making me tired.

The last thing I remember was Harley jumping into the back of the van I was in. "Good job boys, I'll tell Mr.J about your good work." She said smiling down at me as they tied me up.

*Catwoman's POV*

I had been running around looking for Robin. Bruce told me to look for him as he hadn't sent an update in awhile. I heard a gunshot to the left of me. I jumped the buildings and looked down into an alleyway.

I watched as Robin tried to take Harley but got kicked into a cloud of smoke. A van screeched up next to the alleyway and two of Joker's men jumped out. They grabbed Robin as he started to lose conscious. They drug him into the van and Harley shot two men laying in the alleyway and jumped in. I watched as they raced away.

'I better go tell Bruce. This isn't good.'

I know you're probably thinking. Catwoman, snitching on a fellow criminal? Well, Bruce and me have had a thing going and since he's Batman too, he decided to make a deal. I tell him where Harley and Joker are and make sure nothing happens to Robin, I stay out of Arkham and we can remain seeing eachother.

I started towards Wayne Mansion.