Tommyinnit One shots

Minors being idiots (100k special)

Before we start, I just wanted to thank all of you for all the nice words and support. I didn't expect this book to get so many reads and I'm happy that you like it. Thank you for reading it, even if it was one one shots, it means a lot to me.

Thank you and I love you all!

(Don't read this, this is really really bad (: )

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"Oh my god, look at that face"
*Tubbo sang*

"If your feeling suicide you can come to my place"
*Tommy*

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"How am I gonna make my crush, to ask me out?"
*Ranboo*

"Well, you know how everyone always says be yourself? Well don't do that"
*Tommy*

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"And this is a wall of illegal aliens and look, there's one right there!"
*Tubbo pointing at Purpled*

"Hey! Dumbass! Fucking gringo, who the fuck you think you are?!"
*Purpled kicking Tubbo*

"Oh my god!"
*Tommy and Ranboo*

"I hate this fucking school! I'm getting the fuck out of here"
*Purpled*

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"Love me love me, say that YOu LoVe Me"
*Tommy singing to moth*

"I'm so scared.."
*Tubbo standing away with Ranboo and Purpled*

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"GueSs whO's gOnNa GiVe you KiSSes~"(platonic)
*Purpled*

"NO, nO"
*Tommy*

"I'm GoNNa giVe YoU kiSseS"
*Purpled killing Tommy with kisses*

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"But you got it all, believe that
When you fall, get up-"
*Ranboo*

"Ey ey"
*Purpled*

"And if you fall, get up-"
*Ranboo*

"I'm gay"
*Tubbo*

"Tsamina mina zangalewa-"
*Ranboo*

"I have crippling depression"
*Tommy crying while smiling like a psychopath*

"Tsamina mina-"
*Ranboo scared for his life*

"Ey ey"
*Purpled*

"Waka waka-"
*Ranboo*

"I'm gay"
*Tubbo

"Tsamina mina zangalewa-"
*Ranboo*

"What a lovely day"
*Tommy holding knife to Dream's neck"

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"Tommy! You didn't fucking pay the power bill, are you serious?!"
*Tubbo*

"When your lights don't work-"
*Tommy, playing Wilbur's guitar*

"Tommy shut the fuck up!"
*Tubbo throwing lamp*

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"I'm ready boys"
*Ranboo*

"What the- what the fuck are you wearing?"
*Tommy laughing*

"We said be tactical dude, this is not tactical"
*Purpled*

"Respect the drip, Karen"
*Ranboo walking away, leaving them laughing*

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*Tommy with a black eye, sitting on the couch hugging Ranboo*

"Where are you going?"
*Ranboo*

"To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I will decided in the car"
*Tubbo and Purpled*

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"Unlock the doors Purpled!"
*Tubbo

"No!"
*Purpled*

"You locked the doors Purpled?! You locking the doors Purpled?!"
*Tubbo, kicking down the doors*

"NoOoOoO!"
*Scared Purpled noises, Tommy and Ranboo hugging each other scared in the corner*

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"1 2 7 3 my father does not love me, nor does anyone in my family"
*Tommy, while minors are dancing"

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"And how would you like your coffee?"
*Tommy*

"Uh, I will just take it black, like my soul"
*Purpled*

"Ha"
*Tommy low-key scared*

"Haha"
*Purpled*

"Hahaha"
*Tommy more scared*

"Hahahaha"
*Purpled taking coffee*

*Scared Tommy noises*

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"Wake me up!
*Ranboo*

"Wake me up inside!"
*Tommy*

"Can't wake up!"
*Ranboo*

"Wake me up inside!"
*Tommy*

"Save me!"
*Purpled running away from Tubbo*

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"Siri, call 9-9-9!"
"Ranboo*

"Starting live video"
*Siri, Purpled smiling*

"No!"
*Ranboo knowing he's dead*

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"Let me show you what you're missing~"
*Tommy*

"A pair of fucking brain cells!"
*Tommy, yelling at Purpled*

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*Purpled eating all the biscuits*

"Purpled what are you doing in there?"
*Tommy*

"Uh- drugs!"
*Purpled knowing he fucked up*

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*Tommy typing in Google*

~•Happy childhood•~

—not even 5 minutes later—

"Get in loser where gonna shopping"
*Tommy, taking Tubbo Purpled and Ranboo to the shop*

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"What?! Your not coming on my tea party?! Ranboo, I've made biscuits!"
*Angry noises Tommy*

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"Just gonna check and see if house is safe before I go to bed"
*Ranboo*

*Opening doors to basement*

"Hey, are there any stabbers down there?"
*Ranboo*

"No, it's okay"
*Tubbo*

"Ok good-"
*Ranboo closing the doors*

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"I should have left you in the psychiatrist"
*Annoyed Tubbo*

"But ya didn't"
*Annoying Tommy*

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I have no idea what I just wrote, but who cares! :)