Homophobic (Billdip)

Chapter 7

Bills POV
Honestly this is embarrassing. This is just sad. Their family is so dysfunctional. Sheesh. This is a lot to handle, even for me.

I walked back to the cash register where I worked at. I pressed random buttons the whole time. I didn't understand how to work this weird human machine. "Do your job right!" Stan pressured. "Or else I'll have to fire ya." As he walked away I read his thoughts. "Oh please I can't fire him, not someone who's actually willing to work." He thought. I laughed. Of course that doofus won't fire me. He's so desperate, he'll take anyone he can get. I will admit this job is quite hard, how do humans even do this stuff? Humans are so dumb. Demons like me are way better and 10x cooler.

Suddenly I noticed Dipper coming back downstairs to get something. "Hey Pine Tree, come here!" I motioned. He looked very pissed off but still walked towards me. I snickered at his mad face. "What do you want Bill?" He asked. I looked down at the register. "Kid do you know how to work this money machine thingy?" I asked. He laughed at me. That was the first time I've seen him laugh. His laugh was kinda cute, even though he was making fun of me. "Really Bill? Of course I know how to work this "thing" are you dumb or something." I looked away. "Well geez kid you know I'm not from this realm I don't know much about your weird machines." I said. He rolled his eyes at me but with a smile this time. "You're such an idiot." He said. I raised my eyebrow. "Wow rude much?" I said sarcastically. Such a classic bully he is. "Well Pine Tree why don't you do me a favor?" I added. He glared at me. "What kind of favor?" I sorta feel embarrassed- but why? I'm Bill Cipher, I have nothing to be embarrassed about. "Well for one you can teach me how to use this thingy." I scoffed. He looked annoyed, as usual. "Fine but only for a little bit, I got things to do." He lied. He always forgets I can read his mind. What a dummy.
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After an hour I finally kinda understood how to work this. Pine Tree had to yell at me a lot because I kept messing shit up and getting up wrong. He seemed to kinda have a bit fun at the end though. I don't know why- but I feel a bit of... guilt? I guess it's because I was supposed to help Mabel by torturing her brother but now I'm out here hanging out with him like we're best friends or something. This will be the last time I do that- it's gotta be. I still don't understand why I feel guilt... I guess it's because I'm human now? Geez I hate this feeling. It's so weird. I've never felt it In the past. I guess there's a first time for everything huh. Well this sucks. I also feel guilt for Dipper. I don't want to hurt him for some reason. I should though! He's a homophobic asshole! He doesn't deserve my guilt. I will do everything I can to push these guilty feelings away. Everyone knows feelings are awful anyways. "Thanks for helping me I guess but you can go now, your presence is annoying." I grumbled. His smile turned into an angry frown. "Who needs you anyways Bill? No one, because no one likes you." He scoffed as he walked off. Damn he's a real asshole.

Authors note: CREDIT TO ELENTORI FOR THE ART AT THE TOP GO CHECK THEM OUT :)