Camera pans to show Epsilon-Church limping his way to Blue Base with Caboose and Shawn standing at the entrance
Church: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Caboose: Church, you're home! Welcome back.
Shawn: You okay?
Church: Yeah, yeah, thanks for helping me while the Red's just shoot me in the goddamn foot.
Caboose: Yeah, well you told us to stay on the cliff and I did...Yeah that was helping.
Church: Oh really? Then why aren't you on the cliff right now?
Caboose: Oh I thought the helping part was over.
Shawn: Yep.
Church: Ow, ow, ow, assholes, ow.
Tucker emerges at the top of the base and looks at Church.
Tucker: You're back already?
Church: What do you mean already? It took me half an hour to limp across this goddamn canyon.
Shawn: I can tell.
Tucker: Yeah, but we thought they were going to kill you, I expected you back never so in my mind you're early.
Church: Shut up.
Caboose: He is right about the two different times.
Church: You shut up too.
Caboose: "Alright, now the helping part is definitely over!" (Walks into the base)
Shawn: (looks at Church) Why do you keep making him mad?
Church: Damn it. This is exactly what I get for trying to fix things.
Tucker: What are you fixing?
Church: Everything. Us. The Reds. Trying to make things the way they're supposed to be. (groans sharply) My foot!
Shawn: Want me to get you some pain killers?
Tucker: Are you okay?
Church: Am I okay? Do I look okay? Do I sound okay?
Tucker: I don't know you're wearing full body armor and bleeding. That means you're either dying or just whining.
Church: Well I'm hurt alright.
Tucker: Do you want me to call Command? Have them send a medic?
Church: No! No medic, I'm not hurt that bad, besides those guys are just...bad luck.
Caboose: (Walks out of Blue Base) I already called Command.
Church: You did?
Tucker: Caboose you're not allowed to use the radio.
Caboose: Right. Unless it is an emergency. And then I can use it to call Command. And also 800 numbers I see on TV. Because those are free to call.
Church: 800 numbers?
Shawn: Oh great.
Tucker: Damn it Caboose what did you order this time?
Caboose looks at Tucker.
Caboose:......Nothing.
Tucker: Caboose.
Caboose: I promise you will not see anything show up here that I ordered, nothing at all. For at least six to eight weeks.
Tucker: Damn it.
Shawn: What did I tell you about that? We need to have a talk kid.
Church: What the hell is he talking about?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 9
FanfictionEpsilon is stuck inside the Memory unit and has made a new blood gulch, to make good memories while looking for Tex. While he is stuck in the unit, we get to see the freelancers at work and Agent Rhode Island for what he was before the reds and blue...