"DON'T EAT PIZZA WITH FORK"

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Once again, thank you all for one thousand reads :)

Nicknames:

John: Fine

Seraphina: Sera

Arlo: Asslo

Isen: Certified Idiot

Blyke: pew pew lazer kid

Remi: Remiiiiiiiiii <3

Elaine: Bloobaree bich

Cecile:

Evie: Whereisboyfriend

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Fine: Sera how much longer until pizzzaaaaaaaaAAaaaaAaAa

Fine: I'm hungry and didn't eat dinner yesterday

Sera: nine minutes

Fine: Do we have any food

Sera: DID YOUR MOM NOT TELL YOU IT'S BAD TO EAT FOOD BEFORE A MEAL

Fine: ...

Sera: oh shit uh I'm sorry

Fine: it's fine

pew pew lazer kid: wait what's wrong

Sera: John never met his mom

Sera: or at least when he was old enough to remember

Asslo: I'm sorry about that, John.

Fine: bitch did I ask for your sympathy cause I sure as hell don't want it

pew pew lazer kid: pfffffffffffft-

Fine: why does it have to be raining

Sera: because the weather wants wants everyone to be sad

Sera: fuck the weather

Fine: wait

Fine: what

Sera: that conversation never happened

Fine: ...okay?

Bloobaree: nakedarlo.png

Bloobaree bich: OH GOD WRONG PEOPLE

Asslo: What do you mean by "people", Elaine?

Fine: holy fucking shit stop being such a grammar geek PLEASE

Asslo: No.

Fine: YOU'VE BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE YOU WERE BORN

Fine: YOUR GRAMMAR IS (contrary to popular belief -tommyinnit) UTTERLY DISGUSTING JUST LIKE YOU

Asslo: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I GET TO SPEAK HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT

Fine: AMERICA HAS FREEDOM OF SPEECH BUT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOUR FREEDOM OF LIVING

Sera: holy shit they're just yelling anime style now

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