"heal Blyke or no head tonight"

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Nicknames:

(Nickname changes will be written in italics.)

John: SeraphinaSimp

Seraphina: Dio

Leilah:

Blyke: DonutMan

Arlo: Gay Fortune Teller

Remi: DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke

Cecile: Femalewithanerection

Isen: Degenerate

Darren: Doc

Elaine: Satan

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SeraphinaSimp: alright then

SeraphinaSimp: I'm waiting at the front

SeraphinaSimp: I got the bows and pop rocks

Degenerate: what the fuck do we do with pop rocks

SeraphinaSimp: I was thinking

SeraphinaSimp: a bear gets close to us, loud noise over that way

Degenerate: guess it'll work

Degenerate: anyways I got 300 fire aspect arrows

SeraphinaSimp: bro what

DonutMan: doesn't fire aspect not work on bows?

Degenerate: they're on the arrows

DonutMan: idk if that's how it works but whatever

DonutMan: how much they cost

Degenerate: $75 for a ten pack

DonutMan: 🗿

SeraphinaSimp: why am I about to spend $2250 on arrows that burn?

Degenerate: cause we're a bunch of dumbasses

Dio: scored 216 on that IQ you sent me John

Degenerate: most of us, anyways...

Gay Fortune Teller: I got 184 on it.

SeraphinaSimp: I got 8

Gay Fortune Teller: That's not even possible.

SeraphinaSimp: oh my bad I meant 8×10^20

Gay Fortune Teller: ...Come again?

SeraphinaSimp:

SeraphinaSimp:

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