Nicknames:
(Nickname changes will be written in italics.)
John: SeraphinaSimp
Seraphina: Dio
Leilah:
Blyke: DonutMan
Arlo: Gay Fortune Teller
Remi: DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke
Cecile: Femalewithanerection
Isen: Degenerate
Darren: Doc
Elaine: Satan
• • •
SeraphinaSimp: alright then
SeraphinaSimp: I'm waiting at the front
SeraphinaSimp: I got the bows and pop rocks
Degenerate: what the fuck do we do with pop rocks
SeraphinaSimp: I was thinking
SeraphinaSimp: a bear gets close to us, loud noise over that way
Degenerate: guess it'll work
Degenerate: anyways I got 300 fire aspect arrows
SeraphinaSimp: bro what
DonutMan: doesn't fire aspect not work on bows?
Degenerate: they're on the arrows
DonutMan: idk if that's how it works but whatever
DonutMan: how much they cost
Degenerate: $75 for a ten pack
DonutMan: 🗿
SeraphinaSimp: why am I about to spend $2250 on arrows that burn?
Degenerate: cause we're a bunch of dumbasses
Dio: scored 216 on that IQ you sent me John
Degenerate: most of us, anyways...
Gay Fortune Teller: I got 184 on it.
SeraphinaSimp: I got 8
Gay Fortune Teller: That's not even possible.
SeraphinaSimp: oh my bad I meant 8×10^20
Gay Fortune Teller: ...Come again?
SeraphinaSimp:
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wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic
Fanfiction____________________________________________ Note: Contains spoilers for the webtoon, unOrdinary, authored and illustrated by "uru-chan". ____________________________________________ A story on the unOrdinary cast and their group chat, except everyo...