Before I start this chapter I should probably say two things: First off, I do not hate Germans. I hate a certain man who happened to be from Germany, and went on a fucking massacre. You all know who that is.
Second, this story idea came from CyberLink963, so thanks to him for makimg me sound interesting (and probably racist)
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Also you guys want more chapters like the old ones where John and Sera kept throwing everyone out a window?
I do have plans for John to throw Asslo either off of the Eiffel Tower or Burj Khalifa
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Asslo: I love alcohol.
Fine: horrible way to start a conversation
Sera: true
Asslo: Alcohol was made by the Germans, so it may help me increase my mental strength.
Fine: are you drunk or stupid?
Blick: he's both
Fine: why is this guy trying to be a nazi though
Asslo: I'm not a fucking Nazi.
Fine: lies
Blick: we could totally give this guy some German hat and a moustache and he might look like one
Remi: isn't that racist?
Blick: yes
Asslo: WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ME MAKES ME A NAZI
Fine: you like German shit
Asslo: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THAT CONCLUSION FROM MYSELF DRINKING ALCOHOL
Asslo: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE POSTERS OF HITLER IN MY ROO-
Isen: tf?
Fine: yeah now shut the fuck up I don't want to hear about that
Fine: Nazi bitch kid
Remi: that's not very nice John
Fine: that's not something I fucking care about Remi
Fine: go play superhero and make sure Volcan does her fucking job right
Fine: or I'll fucking do it myself
Isen:
Blick:
Blick: ngl I think I'll just train my ability outside the school, becoming a superhero doesn't seem like a good idea anymore
Isen: like it was a good idea before
Asslo: You know what, if I've already died and felt that pain I'll just cut myself a few times.
Fine: makes sure you use your sharpest knife, fucker
Cecile: are you guys just going to talk the whole flight?
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Fanfiction____________________________________________ Note: Contains spoilers for the webtoon, unOrdinary, authored and illustrated by "uru-chan". ____________________________________________ A story on the unOrdinary cast and their group chat, except everyo...