whydoiexist: guys help
Blick: what
whydoiexist: there's a fucking bird in a costco
Fine: I'm sorry how is that a problem
whydoiexist: THERE'S A LIVE CHICKEN IN A SUPERMARKET
Fine: so? One escaped from the bird enclosure, not a big deal
whydoiexist: THIS ISN'T A FUCKING ZOO JOHN
whydoiexist: qnd what zoo did you go to that had a chicken enclosure? Was it called "the barn (but a zoo)" or something
Fine: yeah it's owned by Joe
Blick: who's Joe
Fine: you've fallen right into my trap
whydoiexist: JOHN NO
Fine: JOE-
Asslo: Shut the fuck up, dimwits
Fine: huh a new insult
Fine: yeah well fuck you and your girlfriend
Fine: oh wait :)
Asslo:
Sera: bitchlo there's no coming back after that
Asslo:
Blick: bro you didn't have to kill him
Fine: he's dead on the inside
Fine: dead on the outside
Fine: and dead on the inbetweenside
whydoiexist: the fuckin what
Blick: it's a language I do not speak
Cecile: you know we have class right
Blick: sorry I'm busy scrolling through Reddit
whydoiexist: I'm stressing over this live chicken in a Costco
Blick: maybe it escaped from the rotisserie heater upper
whydoiexist: first if all what the fuck is a heater upper
whydoiexist: second of all, ah yes, it escaped alive, neck and all
Cecile: what the fuck do you idiots plan to do in college
whydoiexist: fuck is that
Cecile: oh my god you're all hopeless
Fine: w e k n o w
Sera: well John was hopeless
Fine: rude
Sera: also John have you seen my headphones
Fine: you mean the black ones you wear every time we drive in a car
Sera: yeah
Fine: uhhhhh I think they're in my bag
Fine: you gave them to me a while ago
Sera: ah thanks
Fine: but can't you just rewind time or something and figure out
Sera: well then you'd be the only one confused as fuck because you'd sense the several day time change
Blick: why wouldn't we notice
Sera: because when I do a time reset I alter the entire planet because unlike John I don't have the ability to suppress the range on my ability
Fine: I'm just built different
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wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic
Fanfiction____________________________________________ Note: Contains spoilers for the webtoon, unOrdinary, authored and illustrated by "uru-chan". ____________________________________________ A story on the unOrdinary cast and their group chat, except everyo...