wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic

blyke requires therapy

I actually forgot remi was in the group chat...

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Nicknames:

(Nickname changes will be written in italics.)

John: SeraphinaSimp

Seraphina: Sera

Arlo: Forkman

Blyke: DonutMan

Remi:

Isen:

Elaine: Satan

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DonutMan: yo isen how'd you do on the math test

Isen: bro

Isen: I don't want to talk about it

SeraphinaSimp: Talk about it.

Isen: so as I was saying

Isen: this motherfucker gives me my test and I look at the papers and see only two circled in red

Isen: I thought I did well

Isen: and then this fuckface goes back to me and says "oh the ones circled in red are the ones you got right"

Isen: 😭😭😭

Sera: how the fuck do you get a 2 out of 50?

Isen: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A 50 OUT OF 50

SeraphinaSimp: I don't mean to brag but I got a 51 out of 50

Isen: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

DonutMan: isen did you even study

Isen: you might as well ask a two month old if it can speak English

SeraphinaSimp: has remi woken up yet

DonutMan: yeah she did

SeraphinaSimp: then why isn't she talking

DonutMan: she's taking therapy

SeraphinaSimp: ...ah

Satan: hey guys I'm making some more tea if any of you want some!

Isen: alright alright let me guess

Isen: cat piss?

Satan: it was supposed to be a secret :(

Isen: LETS GO FIRST TRY

Isen: wait sorry what the fuck?

SeraphinaSimp: ah hell nah I ain't drinking that shit

Sera: I um

Sera: had boba five seconds ago so I'm good

DonutMan: was this fucking lunatic really your roommate?

Sera: I don't fucking know

DonutMan: how the fuck did you not smell the ingredients she uses for her... whatever the fuck?

Sera: I don't fucking know

DonutMan: how did your not smell arlo's-

Forkman: Blyke, firstly, please shut the fuck up, secondly, her answer is "I did dumbass".

Sera: I did dumbass

Sera: :O

Sera: he's a prophet

SeraphinaSimp: yo Arlo gimme a fortune cookie