Arlo dies of debt

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Isen: oh shit I'm no longer in Asia

Fine: you're fucking welcome

Isen: thank you

Isen: I believe about ten people there tried to shoot me in the face

Isen: about 100 others tried to shoot the rest of my body

Cecile: how the fuck did all of them miss

Cecile: especially with your big ass forehead

Fine: ngl she has a point

Isen: please shut the fuck up

Fine: no

Isen: understandable, have a great day

Sera: hey guys I just spent a bunch of money on the mini golf place

Blick: oh I was gonna pay but how much is it per person

Sera: idk

Sera: I just said ten million for the place and it worked

Sera: oh shit

Sera: this isn't my card

Asslo: Why did I just get a charge in my bank account for 10 million dollars?

one poor Arlo later

Fine: this place is

Fine: incredibly underwhelming

Isen: seraphina it was literally fifteen dollars per person

Isen: you didn't need to make Arlo cry over the amount of debt he's currently in

Sera: to be fair I didn't know it was his card

Isen: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU SPENT 10 MILLION DOLLARS ON A SHITTY MINI GOLF PLACE

Sera: ... I didn't think about that

Isen: ...

Isen: how the fuck did Arlo go broke to a person like this

Fine: I could make the shitty mini golf place not shitty

Fine: what are your suggestions

Blick: can I have multicolored balls

Fine: done

Blick: bro this shit is still just white

Fine: check ur balls

Blick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fine: any other suggestions

Elaine: add a statue of Arlo in the middle

Asslo: Please fucking don't.

Fine: I certainly won't

Fine: isen

Isen: good aftermorning

Fine: give a suggestion for the mini golf place to make it not suck

Isen: give the damn thing more than one hole

Fine: done

Isen: wait

Isen: you didn't

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