ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴀᴅᴀss sᴛᴀᴘʟᴇʀ [𝚏.𝚑 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜]

Random Convos

Just random conversations you would have with Five or the academy.
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You: "Hey Five,"

Five: "Yes, darling?"

You: "Whats 9+10?"

Five: "You seriously don't know what that equals?"

You: "Just answer it, please."

Five: "It's 19-"
You: "NO ACTUALLY ITS TᗯᗴᑎTY Oᑎᗴ"
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You: "FIVEYY LUTHER KEEPS BOTHERING ME AND HE WONT STOP-"

Five: "LUTHER IF YOU DO ONE MORE THING TO Y/N I WILL HURT YOU AND YOU WILL REGRET EVER BOTHERING HER, GOT IT?"

You: "Thats my boy."
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Five: "Y/N darling, who were you talking to earlier today?"

You: "Uh... no one."

Five: "The guy with the blonde hair and stupid tie?"

You: "Oh! He's one of my coworkers."

Five: "Ah, I see. Don't talk to him anymore."

You: "Huh? Why not?"

Five: "I see the way he looks at you. He's most likely hitting on you."

You: "He knows I have a boyfriend."

Five: "I know, but, please stay away from him. He gives me creepy vibes. Please?"

You: "Fine. You want cuddles?"

Five: "YES!"

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Pov: you and klaus are in the kitchen making cookies

Klaus: "should we add weed to the cookies?"

You: "No! These are for Five, and I'm sure Five doesn't wanna get high and feel poisoned by us."

Five walks in

Five: "What?"

Klaus: "NO GET OUT THIS IS A SURPRISE NOT FOR YOU BUT JUST LEAVE!"

Five: "Aw.. weed cookies. For me? How sweet."

You: "NO KLAUS WANTED TO DO THAT BUT I SAID NO, SO IF YOU GET HIGH, BLAME KLAUS."

Klaus: "WHAT? I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER?"

You: "IN WHAT TOGETHER?"

Five: "Come on, Y/N, lets go somewhere else where there ISN'T DRUGS NEARBY."

You: "Ogay."

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIDAN!🎉🎉🎉🎉
I CANT BELIEVE HES ALREADY 18 LIKE DAYUM
AIDAN IS SUCH A GREAT ACTOR AND MUSICIAN!!

About the all nighter ft..it only lasted 5 hours but uh.. HOPE YOU LIKED THIS. I havent been having a lot of ideas lately BUT DONT WORRY IM NOT LOSING MOTIVATION I SWEAR
N e way ily guys sm!! Drink water today and stay hydrated.