『〔Solangelo One Shots〕』

Really?

TW: Language

This is kinda old so the references are... dated. I'm too lazy to change it, sorry not sorry.

To my English teacher, sorry my grammar sucks, I don't really pay attention in ur class I draw.
____________________________________
*insert morning music and bird chirps and shit*

Nico was sitting at the lake or stream... was it a lake or an ocean? I seriously need to reread. Anyway, he sat by the... body... of water listening to music on an iPod.

Will walked up behind him and screamed "SMACK CAM!" And hit the black haired boy in the back of the head. Let me spare you the details, it hurt as fuck.

"WHAT THE HADES, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PHONE, LET ALONE A CAMERA!" Nico rubbed the back of his head.

"So what?" Will shrugged. "Whatcha listening to?"

"What's New by Megan thee Stallion," Nico said blankly.

"I thought you would be listening to something old. Why our queen Megan?" Will sat down beside him.

"Wanted to feel like a badass bitch," Nico shrugged. "Something wrong with that?"

"No, no," Will shook his head. "You were just looking out to the lake (idfk) with tears in your eyes at this point."

"It's our queen, why would I not cry?" Nico said.

"Okay, true," Will surrendered.

"So why are you here?" Nico asked.

"Can I be completely honest?" Will asked, Nico nodded. "I wanted to piss you off."

"You do that on the daily," Nico said.

"Hey, hey," Will said, raising his hands up in a surrender position. "It takes talent to be this annoying."

"AGH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU JACKSON!" Clarisse yelled.

"That's my cue," Will got up.

"Don't die!" Nico called.

"Will ya miss me?" Will winked.

"Very much I will not," Nico cringed.

"Okay, okay," Will yelled. "Break it up."

"SOLACE, SAVE ME!" Percy ran behind Will.

"What do you think I'm trying to do?" Will muttered.

"Solace! Move, I'm gonna kill him!" Clarisse said. Her hair was badly cut, I'm gonna assume that Percy "accidentally" cut it off.

"I personally don't want to deal with a dead body today, so I'm gonna have to refuse," Will pat her on the back. "C'mon, let's go see if the Aphrodite cabin can help you with... your dilemma."

"Sleep with one eye open, Jackson!" Clarisse yelled as she complied to Will's request.
____________________________________
Sorry it's so short... I'll probably write a longer one later. I have really bad writers block. Thank you guys for 22k reads! Ahhhh you guys are amazing! Happy reading!
-Tin~

Words: 425