『〔Solangelo One Shots〕』

give Will a gun pls

They should've given Will a gun. And I really stand by that.

Look, idk if they're on a quest or what, idc- just... who cares. They're in Tartarus— idgaf— Battle of Manhattan— something. They're somewhere that's not camp half blood and I just want to write Will being a menace. Is that so much to ask? Whatever- I'm ranting, just reading the fucking fic idc.

Soooooooooooo just found out someone already thought of this...

I'm gonna go cry in a corner- gn
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Nico knew it was a mistake to come out here. He knew as soon as he walked out of Camp Half-Blood, there was going to be trouble, and he hates that he's always right.

He also hates saying yes to Will coming along with him because in no right mind, would he expect to be ambushed by a bunch of furies. He should've expected it, but he was stupid enough not to.

"Will! You better go fucking get cover," Nico whispered to his boyfriend, their backs together

Will gave him a smirk and reached into his backpack, "hell nah, baby, I've been waiting to use this thing."

"...use what?" Nico turned around. "Will, use- OH WHAT THE FUCK."

"HAHA!" Will pulled out the gun, raising it high above his head.

The furies stopped their advancement and looked at each other in confusion.

"Those things don't even work of monsters, you nitwit," Nico groaned.

"Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" Will slung the backpack over his shoulder. "I bet on McDonalds fries that they will work."

"Can we not talk about this right now?!?" Nico slashed one of the furies, reinstating the tension between the furies and demigods. "Also, deal."

Will smirked and raised the hand gun towards one fury, "BYE BYE, BITCH. HAHAHAHAHA"

With a loud bang, a bullet lodged through the fury's head, turning her into a pile of orange dust. Will cackled and continued to fire rounds at the nearest monsters.

"FUCK YEAH!!" He screeched.

"WHAT THE FUCK— A GUN?!?" Nico yelled.

"I'M TEXAN, BABY, IT'S IN MY BLOOD! WOOOO!!!" Wi hollered with laughter and continued to shoot the furies around them, left and right.

A fury lunges towards Will's unguarded back, but Nico was quick to kill her before she laid her long claws on his boyfriend.

"You know, I always thought the dust after killing a monster looked like Cheeto dust," Will said while lowering his guard.

"NOT THE TIME—WHERE IN THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?!?" Nico yelled at him, avoid a fury's claws.

"Ohhh, I made a commission to my Texan Twin," he grinned while shooting a fury in the head.

"You're what?!"

"My Texan Twin, Leo, duh! Baby, the bullets are made from celestial bronze, how cool is that?" Will smiled, and Gods, did Nico find it blinding.

"Oh my fucking gods..." Nico sheathed his sword.

"You know what you owe me now?" Will smiled at Nico, putting his gun back into his backpack.

"Gods, please no..." Nico backed away slowly.

"Oh, yeah," Will smirked, slowly following his boyfriend.

"Please... anything- I'll give you anything, but that," Nico said horrified.

"Not this time, Nico, not this time," Will gave him a small kiss in the forehead.

"MY FRIES!!!" Nico screamed, falling to his knees in anguish.
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This was a shit fic, why did I even do this. Happy Reading!
-Tin~

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