Chapter 16

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Yo guys. School is not being very nice to me. And I promise one day I will fix the grammatical mistakes in previous chapters, I care about all of you guy's reading experiences, however, I'm a lazy twat so hhahahaha. 


Dear Mrs. Isabelle, 

I have so much to share with you! I really loved the little heart stickers and lovely chocolates of congratulations, they were super cute and nice, I loved them. However, perhaps don't send them to the shared mailbox, (I am pretty sure my housemates have been stealing your chocolates from me, last time I checked there were 13 pieces, but today there were only 9, and I only ate 2 yesterday. Not very good at math but you get the idea.)

So! I still can't believe that I am here! The people here are super duper nice, most of them at least. I am so eager to tell you all about them, I know you don't usually like it when I bug you about them at the city hall, but trust me, they are REALLY REALLY COOl! 

I met this lovely lady called Wii Fit Trainer, she's also new here, and we've quickly become very good friends. She is very athletic, and oh man, she's a god at Volleyball. She sometimes joins me for jogging in the morning, rarely, but it's nice when it happens. She's a good chatter. 

Another friend I've met is this younger lad named Megaman, I think his real name is like, rock, paper, scissors, something like that, he doesn't use it very often. He's also a newcomer, and an absolute calculator when it comes to long division with 6 trailing decimal points, I mean, he is a robot after all. But he's a cool dude, which is pretty surprising for a 10-year-old. 

I guess they are the only people I've talked with a lot, however, I've talked with many other people. I met Link's friends, they made sure that I knew they didn't like Ness and TL very much. This Ike guy was threatening Ness and using me as a relay, I'm pretty sure he was kidding but he looked pretty serious. They said I was not annoying and actually pretty cute(I think one of them is homosexual but that is a rabbit hole I do not want to enter), but I guess they still held a grudge against me, due to me being good friends with Ness and TL. 

Alright, I know you've been waiting for my update on them. 

It has dawned on me a little why the community kinda hates them, they really liked to annoy other people. Once I saw them filling the Hedgehog's football and trainers with melted bananas, and another time I saw them throwing a sack of chimichangas at Link during his interview in the town square. They usually did those deeds without me, which was kinda annoying, personally don't like getting left out, however, I thought it was fine, because you know, doing those things to other people is mean, and I don't want to be mean, at least not now, I need a good reputation first. 

Now to the two of them in particular.  

Ness no longer hates me! He now actively talks to me and did things with me. We had just played our first game of 3-man baseball yesterday. he was slightly disappointed by my lack of skill in the Baseball department. You know what, this sport is dumb, I can't imagine why anyone likes it. It's about a stick and a ball...I think golf is a better alternative when it comes to sticks and balls. 

Toon Link definitely was a better friend, he took me almost everywhere with him during our breaks, and showed me around the entire city! We usually go to dinner every night by ourselves, which somehow gave the rise to a rumor, that he and I were in love. It's kinda ironic, I feel like I was actively trying to get rid of the rumor, while he doesn't really care. 

This was a conversation we had one night in a pizza restaurant.

"Oh, what's the worse that could happen." He said. "Besides, this shows that we are good friends. I wanna savor this moment. You can't spell the friendship without the ship! Ness had told me all about it."

"Wait, I'm...your best friend?" 

"Well, of course. You are the best friend I could ever wish for. I hope...you feel the same way, it's fine if you don't, I'm just a kid you met over a month ago after all...Hey...I'm gonna let you in on a secret."

"Yes...?"

"I've wanted a true close buddy for a very long time, during the last tournament, I just...didn't fit in very well with Ness and Lucas. They were really close, and I was just, kind of third-wheeling in the friendship triangle." He explained. "I'm gonna be honest with you, you are probably the best male friend I've ever had."

"Wow..." I couldn't believe my ears. He was just like me! We both wanted a friend, and we found each other. "Link...You are my best friend...Too. I've never had a friend like you."

On one hand, it was great to hear him calling me his Bff, but on the other hand, that wasn't my goal, and because of that, him calling me a friend pained me. Which makes no sense, Villa, He's not gay, just don't frick up your first real friendship. 

It was still apparent to me that I did not view him as a friend, I'm still working on it, however, he is not making this easy for me. I can't believe I'm saying this, but he really stole my heart. His laugh, his eyes, his personality, I'm starting to sound like a girl now don't I?

Anyways, that's all I have to say this time! Have a great time at the beach this year, I know I will! 

Yours, Villy.

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