I had kissed him, just now. No, he kissed me!
"Toon Link...You...You...Like me?"
...
"Well...How do I put it...Ever since you came, I've...just, I don't know, felt something strange towards you, something that I've never felt in my life."
"..."
"Like a fuzzy feeling, and I knew right away that something was up. I guess you could say...That, I kinda liked you at first sight." TL Chuckled nervously, his arms still around me. "I...I don't wanna be weird, but...You are really adorable."
Holy moly, did he just call me cute? What is this? Is the world flipping upside down? Or is this a dream? I freed my arms from his and slapped myself straight across the face. It hurt like hell.
"Toon Link...I..." I couldn't make out the words. I was way too happy, happiness has never came to me this easily, never. "This all came too fast, I don't know what's going on, I don't know what to do."
"Well...Same here, it really did just come this fast."
...
"Wait, so you never liked girls? All the rumors? They were false?"
"Oh no, they weren't. I guess I only discovered that I was bisexual two months ago."
"So...umm...." My brain was stuck, I suddenly could not tell time at all. "So When I came?"
"Yes, you goofhead." He said while pulling me closer. "I wasn't really glad when I first discovered it, since I thought you would never feel the same way. But now, I...Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm acting like a fratboy. I'm going too fast, let me slow down-"
So...He never saw me as a friend. Wow, that changed a whole lot of things. Those random hugs, the dinner...Man...I blushed to myself even further, when my face was already deep red.
"Toon Link, I..." I buried my head into his chest, tears seeping through my eyes. I think he got used to it already. "I had no real friends when I was little, so I always liked to watch you three and pretend you were my friends. You-you were always my favorite, your face, your smile. When I became lonely, I would always find you on my Dvd shelf or on live Television. When I became sad, I watched you. You-you were my imaginary friend throughout my childhood, and after I had realized my identity, I started crushing you. I couldn't stop thinking about you, it was ridiculous, you didn't even know me..."
...
After I had stopped talking, Link looked at me with his two shiny blue eyes, which were even bigger now.
"Wow...I'm...flattered from head to toe. Well, I'm glad to be part of your childhood...I'm just kinda...surprised that you were this into me-"
"Wait, I'm not a stalker, I'm-"
"Hey, hey, hey, I know you are not." He rested his head on top of mine, I really was a lot shorter than him. It was a peaceful embrace until he suddenly shoved me away.
I was about to complain before I realized why. The two of us quickly acted as if absolutely nothing had happened.
Two people suddenly appeared from seemingly nowhere.
"Oh, hey boys," Samus said in her absolutely stunning tops and bottoms. She was with peach, who was listening to music on her Mp3. I didn't know what they were doing, but presumably, they were doing their morning jog. "Oh, you two are trying to surf. Short Link isn't good at much, but he is somehow good at anything that involves water."
"Well...excuse me?" Toon Link said while clearing his throat. "I will have you know that you don't know anything about me."
"Exactly, I don't want to either. Well have fun, we gotta do productive things later and I am not ready to start babbling away with you." Samus said while jogging away. Peach is right behind her while waving an expensive-looking goodbye.
