Hey guys, I just finished quarters. Here's something I wrote and definitely proofread. The new Mario party game is eh, but certainly better than the one we had omegalol. Poor dry bones.
I couldn't sit tight for the entirety of the week. I was so excited! What will it be like there? I have so many questions! Will it be like the pictures? Definitely! It definitely will look like the pictures!
Due to my overly excited attitude, the week went by agonizingly slow. At least on the bright side, the three of us played Bread Baker and Mario Party to kill time.
And yeah, that's what we did for the entirety of the week, until...
"Watch this roll., Ness said as he rolled a 15 on his dice, he was one space away from winning the game. "Aha! Beat this!"
We knelt in front of the living room TV, Ness on one side and the two of us on the other. We were holding hands obviously, to piss off Ness, but also because, you know.
"Dammit." TL said as he rolled a 2. "Don't get cocky now, it's still possible."
"As possible as Ridley getting into smash," Ness said. "Your turn Villa! No pressure!"
I clicked down, as the three of us watched the dice go flying from my avatar's hand, a green toad. It bounced several times before it landed...on 16. As you can imagine, TL and I broke down with laughter, while Ness kneeled in shock.
"I didn't hear you the last time you talked, can you speak up Ness?" I sniggered. "You were close, but not close enough."
"No! You two are teaming on me!" Ness said as he flips his remote across the room in rage, and obviously, he forgot the wear the wrist strap. "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?"
"Destiny, you are destined to choke at the last second." Toon Link said.
"Nope, nope, nope, you two are doing some black magic Shit." He said while grabbing his remote from the other side of the room. "I'm not playing anymore, this game's trash anyway."
"Why so salty Ness," I asked earnestly. "It's just a game."
"Nope, nope, no more."
"Yeah, why are you so salty?" TL said.
"Your mom."
"Haha funny. You don't have to flex your mom again, we all know you are the only one that has one."
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"Oh by the way, can I get y'all something, I'm going down to the gas station to, I don't know, buy a hoagie or something."
"You can grab a pack of gum," TL said as he turned to me.
"I'm good."
"Alright bye-bye cheaters," Ness said as he slammed the front door shut.
...Oh yeah, until Ness ruined the fun by rage quitting, at least it humored the two of us.
"Typical Ness," TL said. "Nice roll."
"Thanks," I said while moving towards his shoulders. "I don't even know how I did that."
"Oh, cuz, you're not Ness."
"What? Is he known for terrible luck?"
"Ness is a lot of things, but no, bad luck isn't his thing. But, false rumors spread quickly, and he definitely has fallen victim to it, it's really not hard to get someone to talk behind your back when you are that unlikable. So in conclusion, yeah, that's kinda what he's known for now."
"He's not that unlikable, just excessive and douchebaggy."
"Reputation-wise, you make a stark difference compared to us. People think you are cool and nice, just being around you makes me feel superior."
TL turned my body to him, I grinned shyly, knowing exactly what comes next when he does that.
He pressed his lips onto my mouth, but I didn't give him access. At first, he thought I was just playing, but after a moment, he stopped to look at me.
"What's the matter?" He said worriedly. "Is there something wrong?"
"I don't feel like kissing."
"Fair enough."
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"You know...I'm excited about the trip." I said, trying to lead into a topic.
"Same! I can't wait for you to-"
"But I'm a bit worried."
"Why?"
"Your gram doesn't know about us right?"
"No, not really."
"You think she'll accept me right?"
"She's my grandma, she'll...understand."
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"Okay..."
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"And also, I have another question, didn't you say you had another girl back at your home? I didn't ask about this before because...Tell me that was a lie, and you are not actually leaving her hanging."
"Oh, that was a lie to not arouse suspicion. We are best friends, in fact, I have a lot of female best friends. You'll meet them, they are all cool."
"Wow Toonie...That's what you did to impress me?"
"Oh come on give me a break, I don't have much to flex. The only thing I have is...Well...lots of ladies...That friend-zoned me." He said while laughing.
"Somehow I don't feel bad." I grinned before standing up. "Well...If you do wanna kiss...We should probably do it in your room...I'm not ready for people to stalk us."
"Oh Hell yeah I mean-" He said while grabbing my hands. "Fine with me."
"Why are you such a dork?"
"I don't know, why are you so cute?"
"Born like this."
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"And you are born stupid."
"Linkus I'm back with your Gum! I think I'm ready to play again. Linkus? Linkus!"
