Skylar: Good morning. I'm Skylar Hudson here with Lukas Harden-
Lukas: What are you doing, Hudson?
Skylar: Talk show, you're a part of it. Now talk.
Lukas: Okay...
Skylar: It's very early here. Starting over... I'm Skylar Hudson here with Lukas Harden and we're taking the California High School Exit Examination.
Lukas: Or CASHEE if you prefer to be a dumbass.
Teacher: Shhhhhhhh!
Lukas: Right, sorry...
Skylar: Which portion are we taking, aye Luka?
Lukas: Oi! Don't call me that, Sky.
Coleman: What are you guys talking about?
Skylar: What are you doing here, Young? Go back to your table. This is illegal!
Coleman: Calm down, Hudson. The teacher, well one of them, moved me over here. Can't imagine why.
Lukas: *mumbles* I can...
Skylar: We just finished taking the English Language-Arts CASHEE an' we're jus sittin' here and waitin' for peoples to finish.
Lukas: I don't know how I can manage this! I mean Skylar is right in front of me and Coleman is right next to me; It's suicide!
Skylar: You act like you hate us, Luka. *pouts and tilts head*
Coleman: Don't hate us, Luka. *copies*
Lukas: Oh just get married already.
Coleman/Skylar: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Teacher: Shhhhhhh!
Coleman/Skylar: Sorry.
Lukas: Oh man. You two could be twins.
Coleman: Hold up, first you tell us to get married, then you say we're related?
Skylar: Not cool man.
Coleman: That's fucked up.
Lukas: What?
Coleman: *turns to Sky* Twin, will you marry me?
Skylar: Oh my goodness, yes!
Coleman: *gets on knees* Skylar Perfect Hudson, I have been in love with you since forever. Will you marry me?
Lukas: You're attracting attention...
Coleman: I'm attracting something.
Skylar: You know my answer. Yes! A million times yes! *giggles*
Teacher: Mr. Young, return to your seat right now. People are still testing.
Coleman: Yes mommy.
Teacher: Should I move you elsewhere?
Coleman: Uh no, I'm good.
Teacher: Behave. No more distractions. Sit down and be quiet. *walks away*
Coleman: Woof woof.
Lukas: Well that happened.
Ryan: *sits down next to Skylar* Hey guys. *glares at Coleman*
Skylar: What are you doing over here, Avery?
Ryan: Nice to see you too, Hudson. I'm over here because the teacher moved everyone from my table. Too much bickering or something. I dunno.
Coleman: Sounds fun beyond belief!
Skylar: Sarcasm! That's original!
Ryan: so what are you guys doing? *still glaring at Coleman*
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Skylas
HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
