Skylar: We're single as two BBQ Pringles and ready to mingle!
Lukas: Calm your tits, Hudson. Look cool.
Skylar: Lo siento, siculo. (Hehehe mixing two languages like a boss) See we're about to enter a par-taaay and Luka here is regretting the single life.
Lukas: I didn't chose the single life, the single life chose me.
Skylar: Sure honey, sure. Hello, I am Skylar Hudson and this handsome, soon-to-get-laid man is Lukas Harden. Tonight, we're gonna hook up with as many hot chicks as possible.
Lukas: I told you, I'm meeting Thad here.
Skylar: Right! I forgot, your adorable little not-boyfriend boytoy. How are you two doing?
Lukas: Hahaha funny.
Skylar: Povero bambino. Little Luka's butthurt and it's not even midnight.
Lukas: What does midnight have to do with anything?
Skylar: 'Cause that's when Thaddy's gonna be poundin' into you.
Lukas: So vulgar, aren't you?
Skylar: You wouldn't have me any other way.
Lukas: Let's just walk in the damn door, Hudson.
Skylar: Oooooh look! Glow bracelets! Are you SINGLE? In a IT'S COMPLICATED relationship? Or are you TAKEN? I think I'll take a single. Yep! Don't mind if I do.
Lukas: This is stupid. I'm not taking one.
Skylar: Take; It's complicated; but I'm single.
Lukas: I'm tired of this bullshit.
Skylar: Come on, Luka. There's time to sleep when you're dead! Live life like tonight's your last!
Lukas: That made literally no sense.....
Skylar: Let's sego!
Lukas: So why do people like clubs and parties? They're so loud and annoying.
Skylar: Who are you and what have you done with my annoying co-host?
Lukas: Co-host? Excuse me. I run this mother-fuckin' show like a mother-fuckin' boss.
Skylar: At first, I was like, "You're back!" And then, as the sentence progressed, I was like, "You're high!"
Lukas: High? What's high? I'm low. Drop it low like Canada. Oh wait! He's America's hat! Did I just say "he"? Whoops! Hahahahahahaha! Canada's not a person, it's a country. Or he's a country. No, I'm pretty sure that it's it. Hahahaha.... hah!
Skylar: There are some people in the Hetalia fandom who would disagree with you and probably pour pepper down your throat for that statement......
Lukas: Waaaa does dat meat? HeeetaaahLeia! Hahaha that's fun to say. What doooooes it meeean?
Skylar: It's an anime and Hetalia means foolish Italy or foolish Italian in Japanese, I think.
Lukas: That's weird. You're weird. Hey look! Beer!
Skylar: How are you already intoxicated?
Lukas: Wha are you talking aboot? I'm perfectly sober. See? *touches nose sloppily with both fingers. Hahahahaha I poked my cheek. HOLY SCHEISSE! I HAVE FRECKLES! I'M A FREAK! Estoy estúpido y extraño como usted!
Skylar: Can you calm the shit down??
Lulas: Have I ever mentioned how pretty your eyes are? Like god, can I just marry your eyes? Seriously. I would totally impregnate your eyes, just so your eyes could produce my babies. And then I would have partial ownership of them.
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
