Skylar: BRIAN AND BRIANA ARE GETTING MARRIED AND I'M GONNA BE ALONE!!!
Lukas: Calm down, Sky. Just because they are getting married, doesn't mean that you're alone. You've got me, Meg, Ryan, Cole-
Skylar: Coleman has a son now. He's too busy.
Lukas: Coleman is still Coleman. Father or not, he'll still bar hop and pop horrible jokes. However we must start the show.
Skylar: Yeah, whatever. Start.
Lukas: Good evening. I'm Lukas Harden here with a very grumpy and thoughtful Skylar Hudson. Tonight's topic is What Happens at Weddings.
Skylar: Mm.
Lukas: Nothing? Really. Okay then. Weddings ar-
Skylar: Weddings are an event where the bridesmaids sleep with the groomsmen, the ring bearer plots world domination, the flower girl builds her self esteem up way too fucking much, and the relatives get way too drunk on the mini bar's crappy wine and beer.
Lukas: Sounds like fun. And what position are you in Briana's wedding party?
Skylar: I'm the maid of honor.
Lukas: You don't seem very happy...
Skylar: No. I am. It's just that... Wow. They're getting married. I knew that they would be the first in our friend group to get married, but I thought they would wait a little longer.
Lukas: Sky, they're 26. I think they're old enough.
Skylar: Lukas, promise me you won't marry Megan until you're at least thirty.
Lukas: What?
Skylar: You heard me.
Lukas: Did she say anything? Because we agreed tha- Nevermind...
Skylar: No! Tell me! You. Will. Not. Chicken. Out!
Lukas: Stop. Let's move on...
Skylar: Is Megan pregnant?
Lukas: What? No. You know her situation.
Skylar: Right. No kids. Then what's up? ... Oh. My. Gaga.
Lukas: What?
Skylar: You're engaged to Megra Alexandria Young!!!
Lukas: What? Who said that?
Skylar: Your face did. Quite literally, I might add.
Lukas: Who's to say we are engaged? There's no ring on my finger. *sasily holds finger out*
Skylar: It's supposed to be on her finger, dumbass.
Lukas: Well no shit, Sherlock. For your information, I did propose to Megan and she's not wearing the ring around her finger,
Skylar: Where is she wearing? Oh, around her neck?
Lukas: No Skylar.
Skylar: Wrist?
Lukas: Seduction is... *trying to change the subject*
Skylar: Seduction is sexually persuading someone, attempting to attract something or someone, but that's totally irrelevant.
thigh.
Lukas: ow. No. You're irrelevant.
Skylar: Your face is irrelevant.
Lukas: Your mom is irrelevant.
Skylar: Your prick is irrelevant.
Lukas: In this situation, it is. This fucking topic is irrelevant. Why are we even having this conversation?
Skylar: Ankle?
Lukas: For Christ sake. There is no ring, Skylar. I gave her a ring pop because she hates jewelry. You've convinced her that a couple loses their independence when a ring is on that finger. So I got her something better. I got her a blue ring pop and we sealed it with a kiss.
Skylar: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *calls Briana and fangirls. Calls Coleman and fangirls*
Briana: Romantic!
Coleman: Good job, Luka. You have my blessing.
Brian: Way to go, bro.
Luka: Jesus Christ on a motorcycle, hang up the fucking phone!
Briana: Bye!
Coleman: Bye!
Brian: Bye!
Skylar: Aww, Luka, I'm so proud of you.
Lukas: Megan's going to kill me...
Skylar: So cougars a- *Megan walks in* Oh hey Meg.
Lukas: Please don't hit me, Megan! I'm sorry, but I want my face in tac.
Megan: I'm not going to hit you, Lu. I'm just going to sit here.
Lukas: Thank god. I love you.
Megan: I love you too, Lukas. Now add me in.
Lukas: Go-
Megan: Screw it. I'm doing this. Good evening. My name is Megan Young, guest host on tonight's Skylas. I'm here with Lukas Harden and of course, Skylar Hudson. Tonight's topic is-
Skylar: Tonight's topic is online dating.
Lukas: Here we go again...
Megan: Sky, why did you reveal my entire government?
Skylar: Pardon, Megra Alexandria Young?
Megan: twice, Skylar Marie Hudson.
Skylar: *gasp* How Dare You! You mock us, sir!
Megan: So what if I do?
Lukas: Er, we're out of time...
Megan: Good idea. End this, Lu.
Lukas: Thanks love. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lukas Harden here with Skylar Hudson and my fiancee, Megan Young. And we'll see you next time on Skylas!
Megan: Adios!
Skylar: Good night New York!
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
