Skylar: *sings* Tell me more, tell me more. Like does he have a car?
Lukas: Shut up, Skylar. Good afternoon, I'm Lukas Harden here with Skylar Hudson-
Skylar: Ice Ice Baby... TOO COLD! TOO COLD!
Lukas: And Ryan Avery, Ryan can you get your lover to shut up?
Skylar: Ry... *whispers loudly* RYAN, I think he's talking to you!
Ryan: I get that, Sky. Now be quiet.
Danny: Let me explain... Skylar's on drugs.
Skylar: I have a headache... *fumbles with a blanket and curls up on the counter*
Ryan: This is not funny, Lukas. It's medicinal. Skylar got into a skateboard accident and instead of recovering, she decided to go to school... After school hours. Just to sit in the classroom and read the textbook.
Lukas: Yeah, upside down. *laughs*
Ryan: She's what?
Skylar: *reading book upside down* Shut up Lukas. I'm smarter than you.
Lukas: Sure you are, Sky. *turns book upright*
Skylar: Aaaaaaaaah! *throws book* WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
Ryan: relax, Sky. he just turned the book to where it's not upside down anymore.
Skylar: But I was reading it just fine, thank you very much.
Lukas: Sure, Sky... *losing cool*
Ryan: Skylar, what are you doing?
Skylar: *petting Ryan's face* I love your face. I've dreamed of your face for so long. *wraps arms around him* I love you, Ryan.
Ryan: Skylar, I think you're intoxicated. You should probably go home.
Skylar: Nooooooooooooooooo. I'm fine.
Lukas: Question time! In this round, we're taking advantage of Skylar's drunken state and asking her question!
Ryan: Lukas, no!
Lukas: Believe me, you're gonna wanna be here for this. If you wanna go, then go. Don't take her with you because technically her parents asked me to babysit her.
Ryan: At her house!
Lukas: I'm pretty sure they didn't specify that.
Ryan: You li-
Skylar: Hey Ry.
Ryan: Yes Skylar?
Skylar: Can you be my clingy girlfriend?
Ryan: *pauses* Your.. what?
Skylar: Can. You. Be. My. Clingy. Girlfriend. Please!!!
Ryan: Um, if you want.
Skylar: Awwwwwwww! Thanks baby!
Lukas: this is adorable.
Skylar: Shut up, Luka. I'll eat your face!
Lukas: ...
Ryan: ...
Skylar: Oh boy. I said something wrong... Didn't I?
Lukas: *falls on the ground* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Skylar: Ryan, I'm scared...
Ryan: ...
Lukas: Oh my god, I love you, Hudson!
Skylar: *looks at Ryan* Is.. He talking to me?
Ryan: Uh yeah...
Skylar: Lukas! I have a boyfriend! I can't love you. but I'll bite you. And maybe you'll be okay then.
Lukas: ...
Ryan: *mumbles* What the fuck...
Lukas: Skylar, I swear to god...
Skylar: And I swear to Chuck!
Lukas: Chuck?
Skylar: That's all for today! I'm Skylar Hudson here with Lukas Harden and Ryan Avery and this has been Skylas. Join us next time!
Ryan: Next.. Time?
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
