Guest Stars Ryan Avery, JT Hanson, Matt Novikov, and Isabelle Micheloni
Skylar: Sup losers, didn't see ya there.
Ryan: Skylar, no one's there but Matt and Lukas.
Matt: Heyo!
Lukas: Yeah, hey.
Skylar: Fine. Crush my dreams. That's how you men are.
Matt: Us men?
Ryan: How dare you!
Lukas: Guys, calm your tits.
Skylar: Which brings me to today's lovely topic. Gender Stereotypes. I'm your host, Skylar Hudson, here with Lukas Perfect Harden, Ryan Skittles Avery, and Matt Gayboy Novikov. Gender stereotypes. Your thoughts?
Matt: Why is my name gayboy?
Ryan: It kinda is true.
Matt: Oh you're one to talk.
Lukas/Skylar: Huh?
Ryan: So what are some gender stereotypes? Give us examples.
Lukas: Women make better sandwiches than me.
Ryan: I don't know, I had a pretty damn good sandwich this morning.
Matt: Oh?
Lukas: How about the one that men tend to be more attracted to boobs?
Matt/Ryan: Also false.
Skylar: Uh...
Matt: Oh, I got one. Men do all the work during sex.
Ryan: Which man? Because you certainly did not.
Lukas: Okay......
Skylar: What the hell are you two talking about???
Ryan: How bout that one about football players having smaller dicks than soccer players?
Matt: Oh that's bullshit!
Ryan: Or the one that Matt cries during penetration.
Matt: You went in dry!
Ryan: You made me mad that day!
Skylar: Slow down, cowboy! Tell me what the hell is happening!
Ryan: How about the one where women are more motherly?
Lukas: Ryan, we all know you were the mom in your household. When you weren't reporting sports, you were hardcore momma Ryan.
Skylar: It's not my fault, I was busy.
Ryan: Bullshit. You're a workaholic who should have never been a mother.
Skylar: Who's fault is it that I was forcibly made a mother?
Ryan: It take two to tango, sweetheart.
Skylar: It takes one to forget to pull out, darling.
Lukas: How about the stereotype that women are more likely to use strap-ons.
Ryan: Oh that's not true, Matt's into double penetration.
Matt: No fair, you liked it too.
Lukas: *mumbles* So does Thad.
Skylar: How about the one where gay men are most likely to engage in BDSM? And guys, please, leave the 50 Shades of stupid out of this.
Matt/Ryan: Half true.
Ryan: depending on the couple, that is.
Skylar: Huh.
Lukas: Do you guys need to have a conversation, or-
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
