Skylas

Of Trivia and Waxing

Skylar: Hng, baby give it to me hard!

Lukas: Skylar, stop it!

Skylar: Deeper! Oh yeah, baby, hurt me bad baby, let me feel you! Hng~

Lukas: I'm Lukas Harden, here with Skylar Hudson and tonight we ar- Skylar, why are you groping me?

Skylar: Good! Senpai noticed me!

Lukas: You're a piece of fucking trash.

Skylar: *ignores* So I went to a waxing salon to get my eyebrows done today and you'll never guess what I saw when I walked in.

Lukas: Skylar, no.

Skylar: My boys Christian, Luka, and Cole were there.

Lukas: Stop.

Skylar: I saw Coleman laying on the table with his pants down.

Lukas: This is not necessary.

Skylar: Oh yes, ladies and gentleman. Damen and Herren. Coleman Fuckwhore Young was getting his balls waxed.

Lukas: Skylar!

Skylar: Today on Skylas, we will be playing a little game. The loser gets a little wax job.

Lukas: I hate you.

Skylar: Je T'aime, mon cherié.

Lukas: I am sick and tired of your stupid froggy language.

Skylar: You and Briana both. But, I speak-a zhe Francé.

Lukas: Well, don't.

Skylar: Well try this on for size. Sei un fottuto idiota. Parlo italiano, puttano.

Lukas: I took Spanish with you and I am pretty sure we never learned that.

Skylar: Sto parlando Italiano!

Lukas: Got it. You're speaking the tomato language.

Skylar: *looks off into the distance* Adesso parla merda.

Lukas: Right... So, do you want to start today's show actually or what?

Skylar: Or what.

Lukas: Skylar...

Skylar: Fine! *pulls out Pandora* Pick a song from 90s, 2000s, and 2010s, read the lyrics, NO SINGING!, draw a body part on the board. If the other person gets it wrong, then that body part is what they have to get waxed.

Lukas: Wouldn't it just be easier to play Kahoot?

Skylar: FUCK KAHOOT!!! WE DON'T NEED THAT SHIT!!!

Lukas: Jeez, okay, start.

Skylar: Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad. I missed you so so bad. *draws and arm on the board*

Lukas: That sounds familiar... Can't you sing it?

Skylar: Oh course not. Just imagine a really annoying chick singing. It's about a dude and he ends up being gay in the end.

Lukas: Oooh, ooh, Call Me Maybe!

Skylar: *disbelieving* You are unbelievably gay.

Lukas; Briana forced me to watch the music video.

Skylar: Oh, I see. Got it. Your turn!

Lukas: *draws leg on the board* Smiling in the pictures you would take, doing crystal will lift you up until you break.

Skylar: You're so gay. It's by Third Blind Eye. Er, um.. Um, Semi-Charmed Life?

Lukas: Dude, do you like know every song?