Skylas

Sleep or Sex? (Guest Star Andy Biersack)

Skylar: Oh my god, can you believe that Coleman went and did that?

Lukas: Did what?

Skylar: Slept with my idol!

Lukas: Isn't Andy B-

Skylar: Andy Biersack is one of my three idols. Jayy Von Monroe and Dahvie Vanity are the other two. That fucking bastard had to fuck Jayy! I am really upset now!

Lukas: Poor baby. Anyways, can I start?

Skylar: Yea-

Andy: Sorry I'm late. I had to deal with this crazy chick who wouldn't stop. So what did I miss?

Lukas: Who is h-

Skylar: You don't know? What are you doing here, Andy?

Andy: Well, I heard from an excellent source (Briana Patterson and Sebastian McNiffe, thanks a ton) that I was one of the lucky few to be your idol so I thought, hell, why not give it a shot. I have nothing to do today.

Skylar: Oh my god, I think I'm going to die.

Andy: Why?

Skylar: Ain't it obvious?

Andy: Not rea- Oh right.

Skylar: Yeah...

Andy: So, nice to meet you. You already know who I am and I already know who you are so......

Skylar: Of course. You're Andy.

Andy: And you're Jessica? Kidding, Skylar, right?

Skylar: Yes, she is I.

Lukas: Can we get the show started please?

Andy: Sure, bubble boy. Whatever you what.

Lukas: Why do all of the music artist that I meet absolutely hate me?

Skylar: Oh Luka, you're just so hate-able.

Lukas: Thanks. Anyway, good evening, my name is Lukas Harden here with Skylar Hudson and Andy....

Andy: *says slowly* Andy Biersack. Can you understand, bubbles?

Lukas: Yes, thanks for that. Anyway, today's topic is... Ugh Sleep or Sex.

Skylar: This guy finally gave up and submitted to me.

Lukas: It sounds like I'm your sex slave or something...

Andy: That's because you are. You are her sex slave. She is your master and you are under her control.

Skylar: That's right, even Andy says so.

Lukas: Right... Anyway, so your thoughts on the opinion?

Skylar: Would you rather sleep after a long night at the club with a handsome/beautiful stranger or sex 'em up?

Andy: I'm sorry, what's the difference between sleeping with someone and having sex?

Skylar: Sleeping in a bed or fucking all night long. Pick.

Andy: Oh I'd totally fuck someone all night. Just putting that out there right now.

Skylar: Right... Lukas?

Lukas: Well, the only person I would fuck from a club is Megan. So.... I guess sleep.

Skylar: Lameeeeeee.

Andy: I've heard so many weird things about this show. Like what the hell. Didn't you have Blood On The Dance Floor here and you *points to Lukas* ended up unconscious on the floor?