Skylar: Hola amigos, tis I, the awesome Skylar Freaking Hudson!
Lukas: Do you really have to announce yourself like that?
Briana: Duh.
Coleman: Bonjour amis, tis I, Coleman Sexy Face Young!
Lukas: Really, Coleman?
Briana: Duh.
Lukas: Are you going to announce yourself next?
Coleman: Wait for it.
Skylar: Wait for it.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING THE ONE, THE ONLY, BRIANA FUCKING PATTERSON!
Lukas: Really? You hired a sky writer?
Briana: And confetti cannons.
Lukas: Where-
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CONFETTI! RAAAAAAAAAA!
Lukas: Oh my god.
Skylar: Yaaaaas queen!
Coleman: Yaaaaaaaas queen~
Lukas: And I'm Lukas Harden. Welcome to Skylas.
Skylar: How boring.
Coleman: So lame, Luka. I'm disappointed.
Lukas: Sorry I didn't blow up a fucking building and use the dead bodies to spell out my name.
Coleman: That's really fucked up, Lukas.
Briana: We have a terrorist here, I repeat, we have a terrorist here.
Skylar: Jesus fuck, Lukas. You're messed up.
Lukas: I don't know why I even bother.
Skylar: The show must go on! So, today for Briana's birthday, we're going to play Truth or Dare!
Briana: Yaaaaas!
Lukas: When did yas queen become a thing?
Coleman: Yaaaaaas queen!
Skylar: Yaaaaaaaaas queen!
Briana: Yaaaaas queen!
Lukas: oh my god, stop. Let's just play the game.
Coleman: I'm starting. Should we do it Spin the Bottle style?
Briana: Hell yes. I think I have an empty bottle around here somewhere. Aha! Let's go!
Coleman: *spins* Lukas, truth or dare ;)?
Lukas: Truth.
Coleman: Gay. *sigh* Fine. How often do you see Thad? ;) ;) ;)
Skylar: Yes! I need to know the answer to this question1
Lukas: Why would you need to know this??
Briana: Just answer, Lukas!
Lukas: Fine. *mumbles*
Skylar: I'm sorry, what?
Lukas: Once a *mumbles*
Briana: Excuse moi?
Coleman: Yeah, Luka. We can't hear you.
Lukas: Ugh. Once a month.
Briana: Whoa!
Skylar: And Megan's okay with that?
Lukas: Sometimes, yeah. She has her things, I have mine.
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
