Skylas

The Important Questions

Lukas: Hello and good evening. My name is Lukas Harden and I'm here with Skylar Hudson and this is Skylas.

Skylar: It's been awhile, hasn't it, Luka?

Lukas: Indeed it has.

Skylar: Alright! Now that we've got that boring introduction out of the way, let's get to the down and dirty. Hmm.. I got it! Let's talk about porn!

Lukas: Goddamn woman, is that your favorite topic or something?? It is too early for this!

Skylar: It's five in the afternoon. Anyway. Fun to watch, easy to make. I'm talking IMAX and climax, man.

Lukas: You're such a child.

Skylar: I'm sorry, did you say sex?

Lukas: Wha- NO! God... Is Ryan holding out on you again?

Skylar: Sigh. He has a big project at work, so he's been spending all his time in my study. No matter what I do, he will not be provoked. It's come to the point where it's humiliating! He calls it cute and then goes back to ignoring me, but I just sit there going, "Why is my marriage turning out like this??" I cannot for the life of me control my sex drive. If I were a male, it would never be down! Then where would we be??

Lukas: Jesus Skylar, I did not need to know that!! Nevertheless, if you're having... er, those problems, go to Coleman. He'll help. 'Cause if you haven't noticed, he has a somewhat straight side for you.

Skylar: Oh no. No no no NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN! NEVER!

Lukas: Yeah, I was gonna say...

Skylar: It wouldn't even been straight sex. It would be me with a shirt on shoving something up his ass.

Lukas: TMI, Hudson, TM-fucking-I.

Skylar: If you haven't realized yet, I have no fucking filter.

Lukas: I kinda guessed. You're the dirtiest open book there is.

Skylar: It's pretty obvious.

Lukas: Pretty much.

Skylar: SO! We got questions from people to answer. So let's do that.

Lukas: When did I agree to this??

Skylar: You signed a pact with the devil on day ich. You're stuck with me for life.

Lukas: Ich?
Skylar: One in Japanese. Now we have questions to ask. May I?
Lukas: Well, I thi-

Skylar: No one gives a damn. Now onto zhe question! This is from MommyAmelia. She writes: "I'm curious. What are all the relationships at the moment? They seem to change a lot." To answer your question, yes they do. Well! I can answer the other part perfectly!

Lukas: Oh god, here she goes again...

Skylar: I'm gonna start with moi. I am happily married to Ryan Avery. Lukas is unhappily married to Megan (previously) Young (now) Harden. Christian is now married to Alexa Klaire. Briana is obviously married to Brian Jefferson. Coleman is thinking about proposing to my former student Bailey Robinson, which still freaks me out. Stevie is married to her BEAUTIFUL school. Taylor married Josh and I think that's it. OH! And Lukas still has his fwb things going with Thad!

Lukas: Skylar!

Skylar: What? Megan is totally okay with it. Thad's girlfriend is weirdly enough okay with it. Why can't it be public information?

Lukas: Oh well, screw it. Being friends with you means that I have no private life whatsoever.

Skylar: Yep! Which leads us to our next question from Felicia Darling who asks: "In your relationship with Lukas, who tops?" Glad you asked, Felicia Darling. It's obvious. I top!