Skylar: Oh. Watch them fight!
Lukas: Ohhh, that's so not right.
Coleman: You'd think they'd at least try to be civilized.
Ryan: I know. Some people are animals.
JT: You're telling me.
All: *takes a drink of Jamba Juice*
Lukas: Good afternoon. I'm Skyla-
Skylar: Honey, you're not Skylar. You're Luka.
Lukas: Same thing. Good afternoon, I'm Lukas Harden here with Skylar Hudson, Ryan Avery, Coleman Young, and for some strange reason, JT Hanson.
JT: Hullo!
Skylar: Good day. So what are we doing today on Skylas?
JT: *flirty* I know what I want to be doing.
Ryan: Uh no. Stop.
JT: What? She's not your girlfriend. It's free range.
Skylar: I'm sorry, but if you don't want your nuts stepped on until they turn blue and fall off, you'd stop.
Lukas: *silently cheering*
Ryan: *slowly turns green and buries face in arms*
JT: Right. I take that as my cue to go get ice cream. Do you want something?
Skylar: Mmm, I want a caramel sundae. No nuts or cherries please. Thanks, boy. *JT leaves*
Coleman: *had to look away to hide laughter*
Skylar: So today's topic is why we do what we do. Anyone have any ideas as to why?
Coleman: To waste time?
Ryan: To throw out useless information?
Lukas: No fucking idea.
Skylar: Maybe. Close. And jump off a bridge, Lukas.
Lukas: Why. Do. We. Do. What. We. Do. ???
Skylar: Oh no. I don't think I want to tell you anymore.
Lukas: Tell me.
Skylar: Nope. Not gonna happen, Luka baby.
JT: So he gets your affections, but when I move in, I get a death threat? That's cold, baby.
Ryan: Whoa whoa whoa! No one is getting her affections.
Coleman: *whispers to Lukas* Team Rylar!
Lukas: *whispers to Coleman* All the way!
Skylar: Who the hell? No one is getting my affections! Earning them takes major skill. You dig?
Lukas: Dig? Dig what? Where are we digging?
Skylar/Coleman: EVERYTHING!!!
Ryan: Uh huh. Right. Coleman, what are you, a lesbian?
JT: You realize that you just called Skylar a lesbian too. Right?
Skylar: OUT N' PROUD YOU SONS OF BLANKETS!!!
Lukas: Blankets?
Ryan: *facepalms*
Coleman: What was that?
Lukas: What was what?
JT: He just-
Ryan: What?
Coleman: Facepalmed.
Lukas: Oh. Was it because the-
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
