Christian: Why? Why! Why did you force me to come to this thing?
Ryan: You didn't have to come. No one made you.
Skylar: And why are you sitting in between us?
Christian: No reason.
Lukas: And why am I here?
Ryan: Because while I have Skylar in my possession, Christian needs someone to bitch to.
Skylar: RYAN!
Ryan: Sorry.
Christian: Wh- Skylar, get out of Ryan's lap!
Skylar: You're not my mommy. I have the right to sit in my boyfriend's lap.
Christian: N-
Lukas: Well what if I want to sit in your boyfriend's lap?
Rylar: No!/ Be my guest.
Ryan: Skylar...
Skylar: Ryan...
Ryan: Nobody but you can sit in my lap.
Skylar: Awww! You mean it?
Ryan: Don't push it.
Skylar: Sowwy. I love you!
Christian: Skylar...
Skylar: What?!?
Lukas: Chris, you should be ecstatic that she's showing any sort of affections towards anyone at all. Just leave them alone.
Christian: I will not sit here and watch my cousin suck faces with one of my bestfriends.
Rylar: Then bye. *walks away*
Christian: What the hel-
Lukas: Oh! I've always wanted to do this without interruption! *clears throat* Good evening, I'm Lukas Harden here with Christian Sheldon and tonight we're watching The Wizard of Oz in the high school theater.
Christian: Lukas let me g-
Lukas: No can do, stalker boy. I know that you have a problem with your cuz being in love with Ryan but remember, you supported Rylar since day one. I know for a fact that you still do. So stop.
Christian: Fine. But it still bugs me. So what's your topic tonight?
Lukas: Well.. um, my creative side is currently engaged in a hot embrace with her lover.
Christian: YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY TO NOT MENTION THE FACT THAT THEY'RE OVER THERE MAKING OUT!!!
Lukas: IT'S LOVE! Love requires making out to express that... er, love.
Christian: Since when did you become obsessed with love? I didn't even know that it was in your vocabulary.
Lukas: I didn't even know that vocabulary was in your vocabulary. But it's nothing.
Christian: IS LUKA IN LOOOOOOOVE?
Lukas: No.
Christian: So who's the lucky lady?
Lukas: You.
Christian: Who is it really?
Lukas: No one.
Christian: Is that her name?
Lukas: No.
Christian: Then what is it?
Lukas: No.
Christian: Her name is no?
Lukas: Stop Christian.
Christian: Fine.
Lukas: What about your love life?
Chrisitan: What about it?
Lukas: Is there one?
Christian: I'm hoping so.
Lukas: So who's the girl?
Christian: Nope. Not telling.
Lukas: Aw! Come on.
Skylar: I'd hate to have to cut whatever the hell you're doing short, but the play is about to start.
Lukas: Alright. I'm Lukas Harden here with Christian Sheldon, Skylar Hudson, and Ryan Avery. We'll see you next time on Skylas.
Skylar: *munchkin voice* Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Ryan: Bye.
Christian: See ya.
Lukas: Ha! Goodnight.
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HumorStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
