Lukas: Good evening my name is Lukas Harden and I'm here with Skylar Hudson and our topic tonight i-
Skylar: Hold on, Lukas, I'm getting a call.
Go for Sky.
Jayy: Hey, this is Jayy.
Skylar: Jayy? Jayy Von?
Dahvie: And Dahvie!
Jayy: Is this a good time?
Skylar: Yeah, it's fine. We were meaning to get you on the show.
Jayy: Show?
Skylar: Oh, let me explain. Lukas and I started a talk show, like a podcast type of situation. It's called Skylas.
Dahvie: Oh this is the pervy show I was telling you about.
Jayy: Oh. I liked that show.
Lukas: This show hardly pervy.
They laugh.
Jayy: It's a fucking good thing that you can still make me laugh my fucking ass off, Harden.
Lukas: I see 'fuck' is still your favorite word.
Jahvie: FUCK YEAH!
Jayy: How's my fuck face doing?
Lukas: Coleman?
Jayy: Is that his name? I thought it was fuck face. That's just what I've called him.
Skylar: Yeah. His name is Coleman. He's is actually gay now.
Dahvie: About fucking time!
Jayy: That little fucker turned me down to suck someone else's dick? Man, he would have had the time of his life with me. Fuck face, you skanky little bitch.
Lukas: He's actually got a kid now...
Jayy: No fucking way!? How old is the little bastard?
Sky: Devin is actually three now. You guys have to come see him.
Dahvie: Right, to make his nightmares come real.
Jayy: Is fuck face around?
Lukas: Texting him now.
Jayy: Don't tell him that it's us, just tell him that he needs to get to wherever the fuck you are like right this fucking instant and when he gets here we'll kinda surprise him.
Lukas: Alright. Done.
Skylar: Did he reply?
Luka: I just sent the text, Sky.
Dahvie: Don't fuck with my girl, Luka!
Jayy: I'll rip your cock off before I penetrate you!
Lukas: Jesus...
Skylar: That was rather spontaneous.
Dahvie: You know, it really is.
Lukas: He's on his wa-
Coleman: What the hell do you need that is so important? I got in the car as soon as I could.
Lukas: Where's Dev?
Coleman: Dev's with Briana.
Jayy: Hey fuck face.
Coleman: Is that...
Dahvie: Sup bitch!
Coleman: Oh god!
Jayy: Fuck face, you've missed us. Don't you even dare trying to fucking lie to me.
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Skylas
ComédieStevie: I do not approve of this story for children 12 years and under. Skylar Hudson and Lukas Harden hate each other enough to start a talk show. I have been told that this is not a good show (even though it really is, it gets better, I promise)...
