The Love Of Mischief

Chapter 34

"I do not sound like a mouse!" That was the first thing I heard once Loki and I walked into the main room of Stark towers. Some lady with red hair was arguing with Pietro.
"Yes, you do. You're doing it right now. Screeching and squeaking" a woman laughs.
"No, I do not" Pietro lowered his voice to prove a point. He was about to speak again when he saw me "You came!" He sped over and hugged me. I thought I had heard Loki growl.
"Alright, You put me down now" I patted my friend's back. The purple man that Pietro had described earlier today came flying over.
"Amelia, This is Vision. Wanda's husband" Pietro beamed as he leaned around Vision. He then sped off. Vision held his hand out.
"Good evening" He smiled. A grunt of acknowledgement from Loki.
"Sorry, This is Loki. My boyfriend" I introduced. Vision held his hand out for the purple man.
"Loki? Thor's brother?"
"The very same" Loki nodded. He hated being known as the younger brother but he seemed to be able to brush it off.
"Last I heard of you, You were trying to kill everyone" Vision frowned.
"It varies from moment to moment. Some days it is more tempting to stab someone than others" Loki shrugged. I elbowed him in the ribs "I am kidding darling. I swear that I have changed. For the better too" Loki looked at me softly.
"Oi, Vision. Get off your ass and help your woman" Pietro shouted. Vision turned his attention to whoever was behind him. His brow creased with worry and all seriousness "Oh don't look at me like that"
"Can you see what is going on?" I asked Loki as he craned his neck. His eyebrows raised but before I could even answer, I saw a familiar face. Waddling up the stairs.
"Amelia," The voice was as soothing as I remember "Do you remember me?"
"Wanda," I sighed as I walked slowly over to her "You're either with child or fat"
"Very subtle" Loki whispered in my ear "Apologises for this one"
"Oh, it's fine. I am pregnant. 8 and half months. Twins boys" Wanda wiggles 2 fingers. I embraced him in a gentle hug before leading her to a chair "Oh there is no need to fuss"
"There is every reason. You need to rest" I sat on the table to her side.
"I can't believe how much you have grown, You were 6 when I last saw you," Wanda placed her hand on mine. I had spent two years on my own before Bucky found me.
"Not much to tell. Ended up being saved by Bucky when I was 8, Got given to Thor, and taken to Asgard. My memories were altered. Got a job a the Palace, Met this one" I pointed to Loki "Re-discovered that I have firepower. Started dating this one and that's about it really"
"Re-Discovered?" Wanda made a confused face.
"When my airhead brother had Amelia's memories altered, It seems the memory of having powers was taken away also" Loki sighed as he placed a hand on the small of my back.
"So what happened for you to start remember?" Pietro asked.
"Got into a fight with my ex-best friend and blasted her into a wall" I rubbed the back of my head.
"Well, Elena did attack you first" Loki sighed.
"So have you been practising?" Vision tilted his head at me. I nodded as I licked my lips.
"Yeah, Getting better every day. I have some sword training and I am still learning to combine the two. Though being here on Midgard, I haven't done any training"
"Well, You are on holiday so you can have cheat days" Vision smiled. Wanda winced a little so we all rushed to her "Sweetheart are you okay?"
"Oh sit down. It was one of the beans kicking me" Wanda flapped her hands at everyone.
"Are you sure?" Loki panicked.
"Yes. These little monkeys like to keep me on my toes" Wanda rubbed her stomach. Loki looked a little off.
"Loki maybe you should go see how Thor is doing" I pushed Loki to the stairs. He agreed. Wanda sent her husband and brother away as well.
"We girls need to have some time to talk about you all so bye-bye" We waved the men away and got to chatting.

While we chatted about our men, I heard someone shout so I looked over the bannister to see Thor talking to Tony. Wanda and Pietro sat next to me.
"How can you even walk in those? How do your balls even breathe?" Thor exclaimed as Tony walked past The God Of Thunder in his skinny jeans.
"My balls can breathe fine. And Pepper likes how I look in them. No. That's a lie. I like how I look in them. I look good" Tony shrugged as he wiggled his hips. I laughed softly. Banner walked in looking a little bit rough. He had some grazes along his arms
"Please, let's not talk about pants when the one I'm wearing now is barely hanging on" As if to prove his point, Bruce hitched his pants up and bundled the extra garter around his waist.
"Oh. Here," said Thor handing Bruce something from his wrist "I still have a rubber band for my hair. You can use it to..." He gestured a tying movement.
"Thanks, Thor" Bruce nodded as he took the hair tie. Steve pinched his lips and walked off. Staying he would be back soon.
"Why have you got torn clothes?" Loki narrowed his eyes.
"Hulk came out to play" Bruce looked away in embarrassment.
"Ah," Loki nodded "Been on the end of that"
"Same. Not fun" Thor shuddered "Still, It's in the past now"

Once again, We were sat around the firepit. I was content with snuggling up to Loki but Tony was being himself and staring at Natasha.
"Take a picture, Stark," Natasha stated in what must be a threatening tone but Tony didn't have enough energy left to care.
"I believe the phrase is, It'll last longer" Vision spoke.
"I'm just... contemplating whether I can get Pepper to go blonde" Tony shook his head.
"What happened to your hair?" Barton asked Thor.
"Really?" asked Steve "You are interested in his hair?"
"His hair is a clean-cut, with the added lightning design shaved on the sides? What, did a barber come at you with a razor?" Tony added as he eyed the thunder God "What war were you fighting again? A battle of hair? Shampoo?"
"Family issue," Thor mumbled. I looked at the brothers.
"Was this when Odin was on Midgard?" I raised an eyebrow "Lady Frigga was beside herself with worry"
"It was when their sister was trying to kill him and all of Asgard" Bruce supplied.
"You have a sister?" asked Steve, a brow raised "Is she adopted too?" Everybody else looked just as surprised to learn this new detail.
"What is it with your siblings turning out to be crackheads nutjobs?" Barton asked bitterly as he glanced at Loki. Loki flinched at the words. I put my hand on his.
"They are still healing" I whispered. Loki nodded. I knew he was still feeling hurt.
"I was just as surprised as you are, my friends. But we should forget about my siblings, for my sister is gone" Thor beamed. He patted Loki's shoulder "I got one sibling. And that is enough"
"I blame our father for not telling us" Loki scoffed.
"He didn't tell you a lot of things" I sighed. Thor and Loki nodded.
"So how much of what we know about you is true?" Nat asked. The brothers tilted their heads "I mean the Norse side of history"
"Depends on what you ask?" Thor crossed his arms. Loki shuffled in his seat.
"Did you get fucked by a horse? And have an 8 legged foul?" Tony looked at Loki. As did everyone.
"I hate that story" He grumbled "No I did not," He sat up a little "Sleipnir was created by magic. I was pissing around with some spells from the frost giants. Anyway, Can you not see how impractical it would have been to give birth to that thing?"
"Is he still around?" I looked at the Gods. Both shook their heads.
"He didn't live in this world very long. A few weeks or so" Thor sighed "He was a strange little thing. For some reason, He followed our father where ever he went"
"I told him to annoy him" Loki smiled "What else do you want to know?" Tony had his phone out as did Nat and Banner.
"Okay then, My chemical romance, How did you earn your title as The God Of Mischief and Lies?" Clint spoke up.
"The first time Thor and I were on Earth, I put my helmet on a horse. I wanted to see how long it would take the town folk to figure out it was not me" Loki half-smiled.
"How long did it take them to figure it out?" Tony quizzed.
"I never found out. I got bored after 5 months so I went home. Father was not happy that I messed with people's heads so after telling him it was a joke. He named me The God Of Mischief and Lies" Loki smirked as he shrugged "Anything else?"
"Do you have kids?" Banner didn't look up from his phone.
"None at all... yet" Loki looked at me as I blushed.
"What about the giant snake? Yogaburger?" Wanda lifted her head "He's your apparent firstborn"
"What did you call it?" Loki's knotted his eyebrows together.
"Yogaburger. I can't pronounce it" Wanda showed Loki her phone.
"Jörmungand is a serpent that surrounds the world. Created by my magic combined with the frost giant, Angerboda"
"He is also meant to kill me after I take 9 steps after he bits me" Thor raised his hands.
"He has no teeth. How is he meant to kill you? Gum you to death?" Loki rolled his eyes.
"So he's not your child?" Banner asked.
"No" Loki shook his head.
"What about the giant wolf?" Tony shows Loki his phone "I don't know how to say his name and frankly don't want to learn it"
"Oh, that's Fenrir. That big black wolf never stopped growing. Didn't mind that mutt till he bit Tyr's arm off. Fenrir shares the same origin as Jörmungand. That one was mainly to piss father off" Loki looked at the ground.
"Why?" Banner asked.
"He thinks that he is to be killed and eaten by Fenrir. Little did he know that after Fenrir bit Tyr's arm off, Fenrir became a vegetarian" Loki smiled "And he still doesn't know. Everyone else does though" I smiled at this.
"Are you ever going to tell him?" I lent my head on Loki's arm.
"Why would I ever do that? The man will smite me. So what other children does the internet say I have?"
"There's a Hela? A walking half skeleton lady" Tony read from his phone.
"Hela, the Goddess Of Death is our older sister. Not my daughter" Loki insisted "And is not a walking skeleton"
"Is now since she is dead" Thor scratched his nose.
"Is any of the Norse myths true?" Barton raised his hand.
"Couldn't say. We told that many so in the end, We just let you Midgardians think what you wanted" Thor shrugged. Tony shuffled in his seat and turned to Thor "What does that thing say about me?"
"Do you have any kids with... Sif?" Tony spoke. Loki burst out laughing as Thor's face turned a deeper shade of red.
"I certainly do not. What does that mobile thing tell you?" Thor was suddenly very defensive. And I think I knew why.
"You and Sif have two children called Trud and Modi, but also a stepson named Ullr who you adopted" Tony showed Thor his phone.
"Sif has a son?" I spoke up.
"No, Trust me on that" Thor coughed.
"You also have a son named Magni with someone called Jarnsaxa" Nat chuckled.
"I have no children. Surrounded by them but none of my own" Thor exclaimed.
"Hang on, Just a minute, Jarnsaxa? The half-sister of the Jotunheim Angrboda?" Loki twisted so he could stare at Thor. When we all looked at him. Loki explained that Thor had to go visit Jotunheim a few centuries ago. Father's orders. Apparently, Thor came back pretty happy.
"Which means he got some while out there" Tony teased.
"You dirty dog. You said nothing happened" Loki chuckled.
"Because nothing did happen" Thor's voice went high. Everyone was laughing at him. He was blushing too.
"And here I thought I was the God of Lies" Loki shook his head.
"You are. And I don't care if no one believes me. I know the truth!" Thor shouted.
"I believe you that you have no children and that you didn't sleep with Jarnsaxa" I spoke up. Thor stared at me.
"You do?"
"Yes but I also think that you slept with Sif" I wiggled my head. Thor blushed again "Actions speak louder than words and your face could write a novel" Thor rushed out of the room. I had half a mind to go after him.
"What makes you think that he slept with Sif" Loki whispered.
"I shall tell you later"
*THUNDER AND LIGHTENING*
"Oh, he mad" Banner flinched.
"He'll get over it" Loki and I both said.

It was a little while later and Thor had calmed down. Vision and Pietro had taken Wanda home as she was tired. Not that she wanted to leave. She claimed to have missed me too much. But even though I wish to catch up, I knew she needed to go.
"You must come back to see us again" Wanda hugged me.
"I'll try" I hugged back tighter.
"Come on. I want my hug before we go" Pietro complained. He hugged me as soon as Wanda let me go. I looked over at Loki. He seemed to be a little jealous but smiled as soon as I poked my tongue out at him "You really need to move here. At least that way we can see each other"
"I would but my life is in Asgard but I will make sure to come back" Pietro put me down. "Besides, I want you to meet the twins at some point" I put my hand on Wanda's belly. I felt a lot of little kicks. I bent at the waist.
"You two better behave for your mummy and daddy"
"They better. Right, Let's get you to the room" Vision grabbed his wife's hand "Amelia, Loki. A pleasure to meet you"
"And you" Loki nodded. We walked the trio to the elevator and received a shock once the doors opened.
"Bucky?"