The following quotes were inspired by the video above ^
Sakura: I have no idea how to play poker.
Sakura: I sure can't wait to.. do some poker!
Ming: Alright wise guy, raise a fold.
Sakura: *pulls out an Uno card*
Everyone else: ? ? ?
Ming: w h a t?
Sakura: Go. Fish.
Ming: Do you not know how to play poker?
Sakura: Do you?
Ming: Yes... You go fish
Ivan: Do you not know how to play poker, boss?
Ming: Shut up Ivan, you don't even know how to drink
Ivan: You don't know me!
*proceeds to let vodka dribble out of his mouth*
Ming: Right... does anyone else here not know how to play poker?
Li: *rolls dice*
Li: Six.
Rickey: Is that even how you play poker!?
Li: Shut up Rickey, you don't even know how to breath.
Rickey: Uh, well, don't tell everyone!!
*faceplants dead on table*
Sakura: Wow, uhh, does anyone know CPR?
Ivan: Da! You put gun on table-
Li: ...That's Russian Roulette
Ivan: -hold it up to your head-
Sakura: *very nervous* definitely Russian Roulette!
Ivan: -and you pull the trigger!
*click*
*gun does nothing*
*click* *click*
Li: Stop playing Russian Roulette you idiot!
Ivan: You are idiot!
Li: You can't even come up with an original insult!
Ivan: You are original insult!
Li: Do you want me to use my knife!?
Ivan: You don't even know how!
Li: Yes I-!
*stabs herself*
Li: oh
*falls dead on the ground*
Sakura: *extremely nervous* maybe we should play something else-
Ivan: I know game!
*picks up gun*
*puts gun to head*
*pulls the trigger*
*ded*
Sakura and Ming: wtf-?
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A Tangled Mess! --Short Story and Drabble Collection
RandomThis is my first time writing here so... hi. Each short is under a category label. If you don't like angst, don't read under that label (and I do, like, hardcore angst sometimes). If you don't want any crack shit, don't read the Incorrect Quotes or...
