----------The Day Before Halloween----------
"Ink, I want you to cut my head off."
"You want me to do wHAT!?"
"You hear me."
"Error, what the fuc-"
"It's revenge for the gang's antics last year. I have a plan."
"..."
----------Halloween Night----------
Everyone sat at the table. Ink, Error, and Horror insisted that they be the ones to cook this year. Soon, the food was brought out. They were in fancy silver dishes with spooky themes on them. The cooks claimed it was to "ward off evil spirits"--specifically vampires.
Anyways, Ink and Horror brought out a few dishes. They stood at the head of the table in typical, rich style butler uniforms--you know the ones. But if you squinted, you could see small and slightly faded spots of blood on both of them. Horror's outfit had small yellow spots on it as well and on Ink's uniform, there was also a decoration of blue lines that vaguely resembled Error's strings.
Horror uncovered his dish first, revealing a stack of treats that looked very much like human fingers. The gang knew--or hoped--that they were fake and only decoration, but damn did those three have eyes for detail.
Ink was going to uncover his platter next. A sinister grin slipped onto his face. When he uncovered his platter, a stunned silence befell the table. On the silver, was Error's head. It was surrounded by a pool of yellow, which could only be assumed as his blood. His strings also decorated the bottom of the plate.
Before anyone could utter a word or even a scream, the head moved. It fucking m o v e d.
It smirked and simply said, "Boo."
Needless to say, a few skeletons were scared out of their fucking mind and ran screaming out of dining hall.
To do this day, no one in wither of the gangs has played a better Halloween trick.
----------BONUS----------
"Shhiiiit-" Error hissed.
"Sorry!" Ink immediately replied, pulling the needle and thread back. Error waved his hand and passively said, "Nah, it's fine, just hit a magic buildup point."
"O-ok..."
Horror and Nightmare just sat back and watched Ink help stich Error's head back on.
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A Tangled Mess! --Short Story and Drabble Collection
RandomThis is my first time writing here so... hi. Each short is under a category label. If you don't like angst, don't read under that label (and I do, like, hardcore angst sometimes). If you don't want any crack shit, don't read the Incorrect Quotes or...
