This is my first time writing here so... hi. Each short is under a category label. If you don't like angst, don't read under that label (and I do, like, hardcore angst sometimes). If you don't want any crack shit, don't read the Incorrect Quotes or...
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1. Golden Cat With A Pen, but you can call me Golden or Goldie
2. Gemini, motherfuckers!
3. I fear being abandoned, my parents finding out about the shit I write, and wasps
4. Music, Pizza, and my laptop
5. Uhh- That's... private?
6. The Distortionist by GHOST ft. Yohioloid (it's a VOCALOID song, made by GHOST on YouTube)
7. ...nothing, I guess? I don't really know?
8. I don't really know??
9. None. But I do want to get my ears pierced, though.
10. I found Wattpad through Instagram, actually, when I found that an artist I really liked was making fanfiction, so I checked it out. But I couldn't find the fic so I ended up reading something else. And well... the rest is history!
11. I feel ok. Not particularly good, not particularly bad.
12. A cat.
13. Single pringle!
14. I like cats, I like the color gold, and it was a unique and available username. Long af though
15. Encanto, Black Widow, and Cruella
16. I don't have one, really
17. Politics, badly written fics, comic dubs where the VA's voice doesn't match the character
18. Oh shit, this is a tough one. I love a lot of music, and it changes a lot. But right now, I'm on and English VOCALOID kick. The Distortionist, Candle Queen, and Rotary Dial by GHOST, ft. Yohioloid, Gumi (English), and Diana respectively. The Medical Anomaly, The Monochrome Mentality, and It Should Have Been Me, by R.I.P ft. Oliver, vflower + Gumi (english) + Maika, and Solaria. Yes, I realize that's six songs, but shh- (Haha, update- I'm adding a seventh; Perfectly Sweet by Vane ft. Maika. That's gotta be my current favorite)
19. Music, good fanfiction, good hurt-comfort oneshots
20. A kind personality, we share at least some interests, maybe they would like fanfiction as well, and if they have boobs, that is simply a bonus for tit cuddles
21. ...
22. My parents!
23. Good!
24. Hmm... probably Halloween, although I'm getting too old to go trick-or-treating now :(
(I know I'm missing people, I just can't rememeber their fucking namesssssss)
26. Um... no one...? No offense, I guess, I just don't know anyone enough nor like anyone like that.
27. My parents don't know I have Wattpad, I use a completely separate account that they don't know about, and I don't have a third confession.
28. Grammar errors in fanfics, when people get racist, sexist, or homophobic in the comment sections, people being generally factually incorrect. Or mythologically incorrect. Like, someone who mixed up Aphrodite and Venus.
29. C A T S
30. I don't have any yet :'(
31. *coughs awkwardly and mumbles something you can't hear*
32. About what next year of school will be like
33. Why would I tell you if it's embarassing? >:/
34. Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Vivziepop's work in general, piano cover songs
35. Checking Wattpad notifs, tapping, humming or singing along to whatever I'm listening to, eating ice cubes
36. To be an artist of some kind and live a happy life single or with a lover
37. Being in the worlds of my favorite fandoms
38. Michael's, Joann's, and that's literally it
39. Pizza, spaghetti (nyeh heh heh), dumplings, food in general
40. Why are you asking...?
41. I like to think I'm talented in writing, designing, singing, and yelling
42. I guess I've never thought about it, but maybe cuddles on the couch discussing ship dynamics. Honestly, I think I just want a friend I can cuddle and talk to about fanfiction.
43. I don't really pay attention to that kind of stuff, I don't have one
44. NO
45. One or two. Honestly, I was thinking of adopting if I ever did have a kid. Idk, that's too far ahead for me lol
