Don't Mess with Blue's Family

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"What did you say?" Blue said. His voice was no longer a bubbly tone, it was dangerously calm. The stranger looked at him and scoffed.

"No. Really. I'm serious. What did you fucking say?" 

The human just kept walking. That is, until a mallet made of blue magic was put in front of his throat.

"What. Did. You. Say."

The human was getting kind of nervous now.

"For a pipsqueak and his freaky boyfriend, you're awfully-" The human couldn't finish their sentence before a bone of light blue magic was shoved in their mouth, acting like a gag. 

"NOW HUMAN!" Blue said, his voice loud and energetic. But his face, oh his face. There was pure rage, thinly veiled by a mask of cheerfulness. But his eyesockets were twitching and the bright stars that usually resided in them were dark red. His grin was also slightly faltering. 

Blue's voice lowered once again as he said, "That is no way to speak to us. We offered you kindness which you repaid with your...disgusting attitude. You know what else is disgusting? Your race. You crawl around on this planet, thinking you own the whole fucking thing. But guess what? You're. Not. Alone." The mallet still around the humans neck pushed harder to punctuate his words. "So, I'd suggest, that if you don't want one less of your species, then you stop talking, apologize, and move on." 

By now, the human was petrified, and immediately apologized profusely. A sly smirk rested on Blue's skull for a little bit, before being replaced by his signiture grin. 

"WELL THEN! SHOULD WE GET MOVING? I HOPE WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE...UNPLEASENT ENCOUNTERS.

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