One Piece one shots.

Zoro x reader. Teasing the swordsman.

-AN-
Alright, first off, I just want to say thankyou to you all. I now have over 11.3k on this story which is absolutely insane. Like... oh my gosh, dudes, I owe this all to you! I appreciate all the support, comments, votes etc. It's what makes this all possible. So you, yes you reading this right now. THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU!

Secondly, this fanfic is based on a series I wrote like...a year, maybe two years ago. I never released it before you go looking, :). It was called 'Teasing Zolo' (Cause I only read the manga then). I deleted it when I went back on wattpad year/s later. Which is good, cause it was riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes. (Worse then they are now) anyway, you didn't come here to read the AN! So let's get started!

(Your POV)

Bored....So very, very bored....

I groan internally. You know you've hit rock bottom when even Luffy is too busy to play.

Looking around from my place in the crows nest, everyone is busy. Well, not doing anything important, just something they regard more enjoyable than entertaining me.

Ass holes...

I grumble in my head. I mean, c'mon! How can Luffy really think that dangling a pole into the ocean, hoping to catch a fish, under the instruction of Usopp, (Usopp for crying out loud!), is better than playing with me! Gullible moron... Why on earth did I sign up to be in his crew?

Suddenly, my eyes land upon something green, mossy, and spikey. Yep, Zoro's hair. The chia pet is asleep in an unusual spot at the head of the ship, just beside the steps leading up and onto Sunny's head.

Feeling bold, I decide that Zoro can sleep later.

Once I climb down from the crows nest, I approach the sleeping man who snores on. I crouch in front of him, elbows resting on my knees.
I reach forward one hand and click my fingers in front of his face.

"Oi, chia pet. Rise 'n' shine."

A low grumble and slight shifting is my only response. I roll my eyes.

"Booze-bastard. Wakey wakey, swords and sakey!"

I chirp, prodding his forehead. His one good eye cracks open into an immediate glare, causing me to giggle.

"Damn it, woman. What do you want?"

He grunts, stretching and yawning. I fall face first into his lap, before twisting to face the now slightly flushed man.

"I'm bored, will you play with me?"

I plead as i give Zoro my big doe eyes. He scoffs and rolls his eye, before readjusting his arms behind his head and closing his eye again.

"No."

"I'll just annoy you till you do."

"Go ahead."

"Fine."

I bark back at him, thinking of ways to tease and annoy the man. At first, nothing comes to mind. So I have to resort to;

"Er... swords are stupid."

And,

"Booze tastes nasty."

After a few moments of intense mockery at my insult skills courtesy of the swordsman, I begin to amp up my game. Changing it to insults such as;

"You're sword style is sloppy, I bet you'd lose to a 4 year old."

And,

"You're such a marimo brute, what Luffy saw in you, I'll never know."

Those score me and irritated glare. I know I'm playing a dangerous game with the man, but I haven't been this bored in a long time. And so, more and more insults spew past my lips, until eventually, I found one that has quite an effect on the moss head.